(May 31, 2017 at 11:42 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I once complained about the quality of the food at a funeral.
Boru
Was it "closed casket"?
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Dumbest mistake you ever made in your life
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 Was it "closed casket"?
ritual funeral cannibalism ?
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
When I was a child, I almost drowned, because I jumped into the water at the same time as a Labrador, to chase a ball. It was a bright ball, and I had a bright colored bathing cap on, and the dog mistook my cap for a ball. He bit down on my face, and almost drowned me. Almost the last mistake of my life.
Quitting a job without giving my employer notice, because the job I was going to wanted me to start work immediately. It was rude, because the people at that workplace deserved better, and now I'm on a blacklist and can't go back. It's also risky to use them as a past reference, because future employers might worry I'll do the same to them.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  (May 31, 2017 at 11:42 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I once complained about the quality of the food at a funeral. I bet that guy never spoke with you again huh
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 RE: Dumbest mistake you ever made in your life
May 31, 2017 at 12:14 pm
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The dumbest thing I ever did (in my adult life) was give away all my vinyl record collection.
 RE: Dumbest mistake you ever made in your life
May 31, 2017 at 1:18 pm
(This post was last modified: May 31, 2017 at 1:30 pm by Athene.)
Marrying the too young, and to the wrong person, easily tops my list.
Zoinks.  (May 31, 2017 at 8:49 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Once I married for looks, not for the person. Never did that again. My first marriage was for money. I was dazzled by trips, gifts, etc. It was a miserable couple of years before I was able to admit my mistake and divorce him and move on. That or the first time I smoked a cigarette.
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?”
― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
At least I did the marriage thing right. That simplifies a lot of the other stuff...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 
Jesster
Your friendly neighborhood heathen  Religious Views: I am the creator goddess. Prove me wrong. (May 31, 2017 at 1:18 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Marrying the too young, and to the wrong person, easily tops my list. This is also my biggest mistake. At least the divorce went through smoothly.
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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