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Dumbest mistake you ever made in your life
Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: Dumbest mistake you ever made in your life
May 31, 2017 at 3:20 pm (This post was last modified: May 31, 2017 at 3:22 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(May 31, 2017 at 8:46 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote:
Quote:The man who insists upon seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides.
Accept life, and you must accept regret.

~ Henri-Frédéric Amiel

I suppose it's something we differ on.

I accept the reality of the fact that I fucked up in the past but I just learn from my mistakes and move on now. I don't feel the emotions of regret, shame, guilt or remorse anymore. They don't seem to change anything.

I get upset, frustrated, disappointed, sad. But those emotions all seem a lot more involuntary to me.

Perhaps I'll stop feeling them too eventually. Except frustrated... I'll always feel frustration. And excitement.
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RE: Dumbest mistake you ever made in your life
May 31, 2017 at 3:26 pm
(May 31, 2017 at 2:46 pm)KUSA Wrote: jerking off with Vicks.

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RE: Dumbest mistake you ever made in your life
May 31, 2017 at 3:36 pm
(May 31, 2017 at 2:46 pm)KUSA Wrote: jerking off with Vicks.

Ouch. And I thought toothpaste was bad.
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Dumbest mistake you ever made in your life
May 31, 2017 at 3:44 pm
(May 31, 2017 at 3:26 pm)Mermaid Wrote:
(May 31, 2017 at 2:46 pm)KUSA Wrote: jerking off with Vicks.

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RE: Dumbest mistake you ever made in your life
May 31, 2017 at 4:07 pm
(May 31, 2017 at 3:44 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(May 31, 2017 at 3:26 pm)Mermaid Wrote: End of thread.


Did I win the internet?

Only if the skin grew back on your penis afterward.
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RE: Dumbest mistake you ever made in your life
May 31, 2017 at 7:05 pm
(May 31, 2017 at 2:54 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Lol...why on Earth would someone jerk off with Vick's?

I did it on a dare.

Never. Again.

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RE: Dumbest mistake you ever made in your life
May 31, 2017 at 7:16 pm
Michael...
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Dumbest mistake you ever made in your life
May 31, 2017 at 7:18 pm
(May 31, 2017 at 7:05 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(May 31, 2017 at 2:54 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Lol...why on Earth would someone jerk off with Vick's?

I did it on a dare.

Never. Again.


Are you serious? If you are then you know that wiping it off does no good once the burn starts.
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RE: Dumbest mistake you ever made in your life
May 31, 2017 at 7:50 pm
(May 31, 2017 at 7:18 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(May 31, 2017 at 7:05 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I did it on a dare.

Never. Again.


Are you serious? If you are then you know that wiping it off does no good once the burn starts.

I'm serious as a heart attack, brotha. I mentioned it once to an ex- one night when we were, uh, gettin' busy. She laughed and dared me ... maybe she knew something I didn't? [Image: 21mewzn_th.jpg] And at that age, I wasn't one to refuse dares very often.

And yes, it don't wipe off. I had to use soap and water to remove it -- double-ouch for a while before things settled down.

Never. Again.

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Dumbest mistake you ever made in your life
May 31, 2017 at 7:53 pm
We are Vicks brothers.
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