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You Should Have Listened To The Tattoo Artist.

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You Should Have Listened To The Tattoo Artist.
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RE: You Should Have Listened To The Tattoo Artist.
June 4, 2017 at 1:32 pm
Hong Kong, Venice (no sewers, think about it), any water in India, Missouri River, Chicago River, Australia (too many poisonous beasties on land to think there aren't any in the water too) Houston Shipping Canal, . . . .
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RE: You Should Have Listened To The Tattoo Artist.
June 4, 2017 at 10:18 pm
I knew you aren't supposed to swim after tattoos or piercings.. and I've never gotten a tattoo!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: You Should Have Listened To The Tattoo Artist.
June 4, 2017 at 10:24 pm
(June 4, 2017 at 10:18 pm)Luckie Wrote: I knew you aren't supposed to swim after tattoos or piercings.. and I've never gotten a tattoo!

When we meet, we should get tatts together!!!! I'm still waiting for my next one. I can hold off for that one. Big Grin
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RE: You Should Have Listened To The Tattoo Artist.
June 4, 2017 at 10:26 pm
A municipal swimming pool with 23% urine content would be contraindicated too, and any farm pond with a cow in it . . .
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RE: You Should Have Listened To The Tattoo Artist.
June 5, 2017 at 1:33 am
(June 4, 2017 at 10:24 pm)J a c k Wrote:
(June 4, 2017 at 10:18 pm)Luckie Wrote: I knew you aren't supposed to swim after tattoos or piercings.. and I've never gotten a tattoo!

When we meet, we should get tatts together!!!! I'm still waiting for my next one. I can hold off for that one. Big Grin

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I can't get tattoos, love. But I would love to go with you when you get one! I'll hold your hand! Smile
It really sucks cuz I went through all of highschool with the promise from my very, very talented tattoo artist uncle--that if I graduated I'd get a tattoo! Well I graduated with honors so he owes me the most beautiful tattoo I can never get!! Tongue


(June 4, 2017 at 10:26 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: A municipal swimming pool with 23% urine content would be contraindicated too, and any farm pond with a cow in it . . .

You haven't lived if you haven't swam in a cow pond Tongue
Nevermind cancel that, it was not the best of times! Ear infection from hell. So can only imagine a tattoo infection, ew.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: You Should Have Listened To The Tattoo Artist.
June 5, 2017 at 3:39 am
I'm sure Canadian Mounties are safe from tattoo infections:

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RE: You Should Have Listened To The Tattoo Artist.
June 5, 2017 at 3:44 am (This post was last modified: June 5, 2017 at 3:45 am by ignoramus.)
Ladies, don't listen to him... You can touch my doodle anytime you like.
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