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Who should you listen to when vaccinating your kids?

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Who should you listen to when vaccinating your kids?
Napoléon Offline
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Who should you listen to when vaccinating your kids?
July 3, 2015 at 9:45 am
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/my-doc...dren-t-653?

Quote:My Doctor Told Me I Should Vaccinate My Children, But Then Someone Much Louder Than My Doctor Told Me I Shouldn’t

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Like all new mothers, I want to make sure that my baby is safe and healthy, so when my doctor told me about procedural vaccinations, it seemed like a no-brainer. Later that same day, a much louder person on TV shouted that I should not vaccinate my baby. With all of these opinions of differing volumes, what are parents supposed to do?

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On one hand, you have nearly the entirety of the medical community. On the other, you have a person with no medical background speaking with a thundering volume.

So like, Jim Carrey's been in the news lately. I guess we should listen to him.
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RE: Who should you listen to when vaccinating your kids?
July 3, 2015 at 9:49 am
All caps counts as shouting, right?

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RE: Who should you listen to when vaccinating your kids?
July 3, 2015 at 9:56 am
(July 3, 2015 at 9:49 am)Neimenovic Wrote: All caps counts as shouting, right?

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Who should you listen to when vaccinating your kids?
July 3, 2015 at 10:06 am
It's for sure a no-brainer. Your childs well-being based on proven medical research vs a fuckwit preacher, easy choice. Or it should be.

Shouldn't be allowed to breed if you choose the latter.
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RE: Who should you listen to when vaccinating your kids?
July 3, 2015 at 11:45 am
Easy solution: Turn down the volume on the television, and the doctor would be the louder one.
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RE: Who should you listen to when vaccinating your kids?
July 3, 2015 at 11:49 am
I get all my medical advice from Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey.
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RE: Who should you listen to when vaccinating your kids?
July 3, 2015 at 11:56 am (This post was last modified: July 3, 2015 at 11:56 am by Thumpalumpacus.)
My truck has been running rough lately. I wonder what his recommendation is for that?

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RE: Who should you listen to when vaccinating your kids?
July 3, 2015 at 12:15 pm
Probably either flay rod going out or a defective frammis.
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RE: Who should you listen to when vaccinating your kids?
July 3, 2015 at 12:19 pm
(July 3, 2015 at 12:15 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Probably either flay rod going out or a defective frammis.

Wait, are you a famous comedian? What are your qualifications?

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RE: Who should you listen to when vaccinating your kids?
July 3, 2015 at 12:29 pm
(July 3, 2015 at 12:19 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote:
(July 3, 2015 at 12:15 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Probably either flay rod going out or a defective frammis.

Wait, are you a famous comedian? What are your qualifications?

Why yes! I received both medical AND auto mechanics training while in enrolled in the Portland School for Clowns.

They teach the budding comedy artist other disciplines in case the comedy/clown thing doesn't work out. Good to have options!

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