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Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
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RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
June 5, 2017 at 4:18 pm
I don't know why, but, recently, my FB has seen a few posts warning women NOT to put wasp's nests in their vaginas...
That means that some women have been doing just that... WTF?!
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June 5, 2017 at 4:33 pm
People like Paltrow advise women to put all kinds of crazy stuff in their vagina to cleanse themselves of toxins and negative energy and whatnot. They're fucking loony
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June 5, 2017 at 5:39 pm
bees in your bonnet and now wasps in your WHAT ??
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RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
June 5, 2017 at 5:50 pm
Paltrow is insane. I don't wanna know how bad her vagina got for her to go to such measures.

She has sheep, though. They rather listen to the pretty girl with rocks up her vagina that their Gynos. Smh
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RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
June 5, 2017 at 6:05 pm
(June 5, 2017 at 5:50 pm)J a c k Wrote: Paltrow is insane. I don't wanna know how bad her vagina got for her to go to such measures.

She has sheep, though. They rather listen to the pretty girl with rocks up her vagina that their Gynos. Smh

Didn't we have a member here that was crazy about Gwyneth?
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June 5, 2017 at 6:22 pm
(June 5, 2017 at 3:14 pm)Losty Wrote:
(June 4, 2017 at 2:09 pm)J a c k Wrote: But whatever you do, stay away from Dr. Paltrow. [Image: 216fd7964e2b688e57545fa1046efb97.jpg]

Seriously, please stay away from her and don't put anything in there even if she says it will get rid of the toxins

what if Brad Pitt said he could get rid of the toxins ?
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RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
June 5, 2017 at 6:50 pm
(June 4, 2017 at 10:08 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(June 4, 2017 at 8:47 pm)Mermaid Wrote: This evokes fear in the strongest of women.

According to my wife, these are kept in the fridge before use. I see that this one has a threaded rod so that they can crank you open. Confused Fall

Both of these things are true. That click click click that happens when they are opening it is just a terrible feeling.

Fortunately they use plastic ones nowadays.
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RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
June 5, 2017 at 6:52 pm
Don't put anything in your vagina you wouldn't put in your mouth
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June 5, 2017 at 6:56 pm
(June 5, 2017 at 5:39 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: bees in your bonnet and now wasps in your WHAT ??

Relax lady, professional bee handler here....
Where s this wasp infestation you rang about?

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RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
June 5, 2017 at 7:01 pm
(June 5, 2017 at 6:05 pm)pocaracas Wrote:
(June 5, 2017 at 5:50 pm)J a c k Wrote: Paltrow is insane. I don't wanna know how bad her vagina got for her to go to such measures.

She has sheep, though. They rather listen to the pretty girl with rocks up her vagina that their Gynos. Smh

Didn't we have a member here that was crazy about Gwyneth?

Yes. He was actually good at drawing her lol
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