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Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
#11
RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
(June 14, 2017 at 11:39 am)Neo-Scholastic Wrote:
(June 14, 2017 at 9:50 am)alpha male Wrote: Maybe because you're an asshole?  Angel

Exactly right. It's like calling a woman a bitch and wondering why she won't go out you.

Actually, it's Like having a woman who builds you in a lab, programs you to call her a bitch and then refuses to go out without because you called her a bitch.
More or less.
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#12
RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
One would think that 'god' would be above such an attitude but given the attitudes of the morons who invented him, maybe not.
#13
RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
(June 14, 2017 at 11:39 am)Neo-Scholastic Wrote:
(June 14, 2017 at 9:50 am)alpha male Wrote: Maybe because you're an asshole?  Angel

Exactly right. It's like calling a woman a bitch and wondering why she won't go out you.

So "like" calling your god a bitch is all it takes for it not to "go out" with a nonbeliever; yet it can't keep its hands off - among others - Falwell, Haggard, Hovind Senior, Mary Whitehouse, Muggeridge, Ken Ham... all of whom have a reputation for getting rich off lying to the gullible and in some cases blatant hypocrisy? Not to mention being horrible human beings.

I know many women have a wide-on for 'bad boys' but there's such a thing as taking an analogy too far. Or in your case, not far enough.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
#14
RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
(June 14, 2017 at 11:39 am)Neo-Scholastic Wrote:
(June 14, 2017 at 9:50 am)alpha male Wrote: Maybe because you're an asshole?  Angel

Exactly right. It's like calling a woman a bitch and wondering why she won't go out you.


Is god your woman? Does She like it when you make her your bitch? Cool
#15
RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
Thread title: So if god does show up what does it flash you with, invisible penis, ghost vag? Has a theist ever told us what gods junk is?

(June 14, 2017 at 11:39 am)Neo-Scholastic Wrote:
(June 14, 2017 at 9:50 am)alpha male Wrote: Maybe because you're an asshole?  Angel

Exactly right. It's like calling a woman a bitch and wondering why she won't go out you.

god thinks we're not worth a convertin squirtin? Thanks.
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#16
RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
Is it worth asking for a citation for these declarative statements about what "God" does and doesn't respond to?

Silly me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
#17
RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
(June 14, 2017 at 9:50 am)alpha male Wrote:
Quote:Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?

Maybe because you're an asshole?  Angel

If that were true how would you explain Christians?



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#18
RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
(June 14, 2017 at 11:39 am)Neo-Scholastic Wrote:
(June 14, 2017 at 9:50 am)alpha male Wrote: Maybe because you're an asshole?  Angel

Exactly right. It's like calling a woman a bitch and wondering why she won't go out you.

It's more like calling a ghost or a unicorn a bitch and wondering why she won't go out with you.

Nothing's going to happen no matter what you say,..
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#19
RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
Just go back, ya'll and read the OP. Don't blame me for calling him out. He isn't even open to the possibility that there is a God and makes all kinds excuses for not doing so. Is divine hiddeness a real issue that needs to be addressed by theists? Sure. And maybe we could have that conversation but not with someone who has clearly already made up his mind and closed off any willingness to be persuaded otherwise.

Initially, I was going to take a pass on this thread because clearly the poster isn't serious. Maybe I should have. It grates on me that the rest of you cannot acknowledge that the OP is being an even bigger ass than me. It's that kind of group think, the unwillingness of atheist AF members to call out each other no matter how inane another atheist is, that makes me want to stop participating on AF altogether. For Pete's sake try to think for yourselves. Most of the Christians on AF are willing to debate each other on theological points despite the atheist heckling on the sidelines. Seems to me we're the real free thinkers and not you batch. (rant over)
#20
RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
I of course was being snarky, but seriously: God doesn't chase after every person until the moment they die. It can happen, as we see with the thief on the cross, but in general, God gives people over to their sin at some point in their life and that's that. Read Romans 1:18-32. We've brought this up before.



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