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Mormon girl "comes out" at church
#11
RE: Mormon girl "comes out" at church
the Lord certainly hates Mormons, He keeps updating and changing His revelations to them to make them look like compulsively gullible idiots
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RE: Mormon girl "comes out" at church
(June 18, 2017 at 8:41 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I do recall having an inexplicable interest in girls that I didn't have with boys, when I was in grade school. I think we all kind of know what we like, even before we hit puberty and want to start having sex. This girl is very brave, and those grown men are certainly afraid if they couldn't even bear to hear the full speech.

I'm pretty sure the lord doesn't like gay people. He doesn't like a lot of things that are fundamental to a Human's physical and psychological wellbeing. All that time spent counting hairs didn't do much towards his understanding of his creation.

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Based on what I've been told, I'm not sure it likes people period.
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RE: Mormon girl "comes out" at church
(June 18, 2017 at 9:49 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(June 18, 2017 at 8:41 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I do recall having an inexplicable interest in girls that I didn't have with boys, when I was in grade school. I think we all kind of know what we like, even before we hit puberty and want to start having sex. This girl is very brave, and those grown men are certainly afraid if they couldn't even bear to hear the full speech.

I'm pretty sure the lord doesn't like gay people. He doesn't like a lot of things that are fundamental to a Human's physical and psychological wellbeing. All that time spent counting hairs didn't do much towards his understanding of his creation.

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Based on what I've been told, I'm not sure it likes people period.

Given that most of his interactions with people are killing them, threatening to kill them, or sending people to kill them, and he created a fiery place of torture that everyone goes to by default unless "saved", I'd say that's a good possibility.
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http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

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RE: Mormon girl "comes out" at church
but He has easily offended sensibilities !!!

And it's not like His mom is going to show up and yell at Him for abusing His toys,


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RE: Mormon girl "comes out" at church
Things do fall apart a bit when someone claims their all powerful god needs them to kill you for offending him.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Mormon girl "comes out" at church
(June 18, 2017 at 1:16 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(June 18, 2017 at 10:33 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I wonder if back in the multiple wifey era if some of them availed each other (tee hee) when hubby appeared spread too thin in his harem ??

As for the 12 year old this occasion, sounds like she has her shit together, and that is a great arrow to have in one's quiver when subjected to Mormon piffle, dreck, folderol, crapola and perfidy.

Is twelve too young to know for sure?
I genuinely have no idea, this is not supposed to be judgemental.

I wondered that same thing. But then kids are going through puberty and stuff way earlier than they used to, so who knows.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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(June 18, 2017 at 8:41 pm)Chad32 Wrote: ..I'm pretty sure the lord doesn't like gay people..

We know God zapped Sodom/Gomorrah, but only because the gays there were the loud noisy militant type, totally depraved, going round hammering on peoples doors demanding the men be sent out so they could rape them.
But nobody minds the decent friendly type of gays, and for the record Jesus never said a word about GLBT's one way or the other, not a single word..Smile
PS- Many GLBT's seem to be anti-Christian and welcome floods of muslim immigrants, maybe they think they'll get an easy ride if Islam takes over in Europe and America, but I very much doubt it, and perhaps then they'll realise that Christians are the only friends they've got..Wink
Below- a future Europe/America?
Islamic Sharia police and the midnight knock at the door-
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You can't kill the mike on a middle finger.

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#19
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Yea well America's right wing are half ass'ed because they only pay lip service to their religiously justified bigotry. In Russia they still arrest LGBT and in a wide swath of the east they throw them off rooftops or the state murders them.

Congrats Morons, I mean Mormons you've got lots in common with the Taliban and hate the same people.
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RE: Mormon girl "comes out" at church
Indeed. Russia is not islamic. The Nazis weren't atheistic either. There are right winged christians in America who would love to have all the gays killed, if only they were allowed. So yeah, countries like Saudi Arabia are hellholes for freedom and liberty, but they're no worse than christianity was in the past. You think beheading is bad? Try being burned alive at the stake. I'd take having my head chopped off over that.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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