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Just some absurd realizations...

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Just some absurd realizations...
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Just some absurd realizations...
June 18, 2017 at 11:36 pm (This post was last modified: June 18, 2017 at 11:37 pm by Mechaghostman2.)
Have you ever noticed that bread is basically just a sponge made out of grass?

Have you ever realized that pollen is basically just plant semen? Enjoy your Honeycombs.

Have you ever thought about the fact that fruit is basically just the uterus for plant fetuses?


Do any of you have more of these? I tried to think of more but I can't force stuff like this. It'll be interesting.
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RE: Just some absurd realizations...
June 18, 2017 at 11:50 pm
there is probably real pork uterus in this shit:

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RE: Just some absurd realizations...
June 18, 2017 at 11:51 pm
(June 18, 2017 at 11:36 pm)Mechaghostman2 Wrote: Have you ever noticed that bread is basically just a sponge made out of grass?

Have you ever realized that pollen is basically just plant semen? Enjoy your Honeycombs.

Have you ever thought about the fact that fruit is basically just the uterus for plant fetuses?


Do any of you have more of these? I tried to think of more but I can't force stuff like this. It'll be interesting.

how many times has every drop of water in the ocean been in the form of pee ?
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RE: Just some absurd realizations...
June 18, 2017 at 11:51 pm
OMG, Vor, did you see the link I left for you on the Breatharian thread?
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RE: Just some absurd realizations...
June 19, 2017 at 12:01 am (This post was last modified: June 19, 2017 at 12:01 am by ignoramus.)
Is it true that there's not enough beef in the world if McDonald's burgers were made from 100% beef.

Lips and arseholes anyone?
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June 19, 2017 at 12:04 am
McDonalds uses a mix of steer and retired dairy cow meat.
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June 19, 2017 at 3:38 am (This post was last modified: June 19, 2017 at 3:39 am by ignoramus.)
Lips, teats, hooves and arseholes! I'm lovin' it!
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June 19, 2017 at 8:51 am
swine lymphatic tissue in chorizo . . .
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RE: Just some absurd realizations...
June 19, 2017 at 9:08 am
Well. I'm rather grossed out now. Thanks fellas.
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June 19, 2017 at 9:10 am
(June 19, 2017 at 8:51 am)vorlon13 Wrote: swine lymphatic tissue in chorizo . . .

Salivary glands also!
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