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Another attempted demon removal in the news
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RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
June 19, 2017 at 12:51 am
we had a Libyan member here a few years ago who told us his mom strongly believed the Queef Demon was real . . .


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RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
June 19, 2017 at 12:54 am
(June 19, 2017 at 12:43 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Stan?

Nah.  He's okay.  Greatly misunderstood.

And some of those demon girls are hot...

They are made of fire; so I can assume the hotness.
Satan is jealous of mankind and quite arrogant, I mean you can look Narcissism in the eye hearing his name
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RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
June 19, 2017 at 12:57 am (This post was last modified: June 19, 2017 at 12:59 am by Silver.)
(June 19, 2017 at 12:54 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: I mean you can look Narcissism in the eye hearing his name

Such a beautiful Greek man.

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RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
June 19, 2017 at 1:01 am
(June 19, 2017 at 12:57 am)Lutrinae Wrote:
(June 19, 2017 at 12:54 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: I mean you can look Narcissism in the eye hearing his name

Such a beautiful Greek.

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Satan just scored another hit.
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RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
June 19, 2017 at 1:03 am (This post was last modified: June 19, 2017 at 1:04 am by Silver.)
(June 19, 2017 at 1:01 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: Satan just scored another hit.

Satan, after all, is just a scapegoat for what man himself inherently dislikes.
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RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
June 19, 2017 at 1:04 am
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Looks like someone mated with their livestock.
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RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
June 19, 2017 at 1:08 am
(June 19, 2017 at 12:39 am)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(June 19, 2017 at 12:31 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: FFS people!

You remove demons with a chainsaw!

Prayers don't work!

You have to get in there with a spinning blade and cut the demon out.

Or, in the real world: Demons don't fucking exist!

They exist; but they can't hurt us.
But they can keep whispering all wrongs into our heads, promise and promise, but their promises are all false.

Satan is their leader. And he hates humans to the max,he just wants to drag us to hell with him. The first step is to make us rebel against God. Demons don't scare; they just invite to hell.

So how do you know I'm not a demon?
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
June 19, 2017 at 7:19 am (This post was last modified: June 19, 2017 at 7:21 am by chimp3.)
Fascinating information about Queef Demons!

http://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/Queef_Demon
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
June 20, 2017 at 5:27 pm (This post was last modified: June 20, 2017 at 5:37 pm by WinterHold.)
(June 19, 2017 at 1:03 am)Lutrinae Wrote: Satan, after all, is just a scapegoat for what man himself inherently dislikes.

Our brain has its own sin inspiration; it's not like humans are that pure.
Satan plays on that section of the brain; whispers and promises; it's up to us to kick those ideas or keep them.

Muslims pray and beg God to keep that demonic voice at bay; but it's wrong to blame Satan for every tiny thing, and purify ourselves. After all, he just asked us to sin; and we said yes.

It's right to feed the good section of the brain; and so wrong and even hideous to feed the other part.

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So how do you know I'm not a demon?


Because you still seek answers. Demons already made their pick, while you show obvious signs of debating for an answer; you are not sure. More of a confused person.
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RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
June 20, 2017 at 5:28 pm
There are no fucking demons.
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