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Ron Howard to take over Star Wars franchise.

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Ron Howard to take over Star Wars franchise.
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RE: Ron Howard to take over Star Wars franchise.
June 24, 2017 at 10:28 pm (This post was last modified: June 24, 2017 at 10:37 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(June 23, 2017 at 10:11 am)Alex K Wrote:
(June 23, 2017 at 8:19 am)Aegon Wrote: Meh, I say give him a chance. Jurassic World was a shitty movie but that was the fault of the writers, not him. And he's only directing Episode IX as well, it's being written by Rian Johnson and Lawrence Kasdan.

The Solo film shouldn't have been made in the first place. There's already a young Han Solo film: it's called A New Hope.

WE WANT TO SEE THE KESSEL RUN!

This was already ruined by force awakens.
(June 24, 2017 at 4:55 am)Alex K Wrote:
(June 24, 2017 at 4:44 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: But a Parsec is a measure of distance not speed, how do they reconcile that?

That'll be the fun thing they have to reconcile. Either Han Solo was really bullshitting when he said that, or maybe it can be explained by a race going around a black hole in which a shorter distance indicated a more daring trajectory. Either way, 12 parsecs can only be flown using a hyperdrive, and I don't know how that would be integrated into a race. I hope they are a bit smart and creative about it.

Why is "George Lucas was an ignorant bullshitter" not given due consideration as a possible explanation?
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RE: Ron Howard to take over Star Wars franchise.
June 25, 2017 at 12:39 am
(June 23, 2017 at 8:15 am)Alex K Wrote: Nah, the Han Solo film will be fun. Better than fucking Colin Trevorrow

I can honestly say that I've never had that experience.
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RE: Ron Howard to take over Star Wars franchise.
June 25, 2017 at 1:01 am
Vorlon may beg to differ.
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RE: Ron Howard to take over Star Wars franchise.
June 27, 2017 at 5:30 am
Lucasfilm Unsatisfied With Alden Ehrenreich’s Performance as Han Solo

Like I said, this movie is going to blow.
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RE: Ron Howard to take over Star Wars franchise.
June 27, 2017 at 1:26 pm
Maybe the movie is set during the period when Han Solo is froze in carbonite.
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RE: Ron Howard to take over Star Wars franchise.
June 27, 2017 at 1:39 pm
Evidently the Kessel Run is the only thing that gets shorter when a guy measures it.
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RE: Ron Howard to take over Star Wars franchise.
June 27, 2017 at 9:08 pm
(June 27, 2017 at 1:26 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Maybe the movie is set during the period when Han Solo is froze in carbonite.

That was about his best acting! You can't fuck it up if you're not moving/talking.
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