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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 20, 2017 at 3:48 am
(August 19, 2017 at 3:34 pm)LastPoet Wrote: (August 19, 2017 at 1:43 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: . . er . . .
eucalyptus ?
Or were we talking about pandas ??
Fuck, I'm turning into a creationist . . .
In Portugal, given the terrible blazes we've been having, eucalyptus plantation is being scrutinized. We had a bad year of forest fires and a big death toll so far.
If we had animals that cleansed their flammable follage, that would be ok.
And yeah dont remember correctly. Is pandas or koalas that love eating eucalyptus?
I have a bit of a bunged up nose. I expect a eucalyptus fire would sort that right out.
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 20, 2017 at 4:56 am
(August 19, 2017 at 3:34 pm)LastPoet Wrote: (August 19, 2017 at 1:43 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: . . er . . .
eucalyptus ?
Or were we talking about pandas ??
Fuck, I'm turning into a creationist . . .
In Portugal, given the terrible blazes we've been having, eucalyptus plantation is being scrutinized. We had a bad year of forest fires and a big death toll so far.
If we had animals that cleansed their flammable follage, that would be ok.
And yeah dont remember correctly. Is pandas or koalas that love eating eucalyptus? Koalas! Pandas are much to heavy to fly all the way to Australia after launching from a volcano in Turkey. They did make it to China , though.
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 20, 2017 at 7:22 am
And they still have the bruises and black eyes.
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 20, 2017 at 9:34 am
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(August 20, 2017 at 4:56 am)chimp3 Wrote: (August 19, 2017 at 3:34 pm)LastPoet Wrote: In Portugal, given the terrible blazes we've been having, eucalyptus plantation is being scrutinized. We had a bad year of forest fires and a big death toll so far.
If we had animals that cleansed their flammable follage, that would be ok.
And yeah dont remember correctly. Is pandas or koalas that love eating eucalyptus? Koalas! Pandas are much to heavy to fly all the way to Australia after launching from a volcano in Turkey. They did make it to China , though.
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 23, 2017 at 10:52 pm
(August 20, 2017 at 7:22 am)Cyberman Wrote: And they still have the bruises and black eyes.
Er, no, sorry, that was me. I was drunk and messing with a time machine. I may have also had something to do with giraffes evolving to have long necks. Don't ask.
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 24, 2017 at 12:26 am
To answer the question that's likely gnawing at everyone: koala farts do NOT smell of eucalyptus.
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 24, 2017 at 12:30 am
(August 24, 2017 at 12:26 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: To answer the question that's likely gnawing at everyone: koala farts do NOT smell of eucalyptus.
Again, my bad. The digestive tract bacteria I inadvertently introduced into their systems was supposed to do that, but I got it mixed up with whatever bacteria make it possible to believe the shit Ken Ham does. That's why it smells so shitty.
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 24, 2017 at 12:34 am
(August 24, 2017 at 12:26 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: To answer the question that's likely gnawing at everyone: koala farts do NOT smell of eucalyptus.
Can you imagine what that fucking ark would have smelled like after a day or two?
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 24, 2017 at 12:35 am
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(August 24, 2017 at 12:34 am)Minimalist Wrote: (August 24, 2017 at 12:26 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: To answer the question that's likely gnawing at everyone: koala farts do NOT smell of eucalyptus.
Can you imagine what that fucking ark would have smelled like after a day or two?
After a microsecond, even. Or even outside when all the animals were lining up. Or even just the infrequently bathing Noah family.
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 24, 2017 at 2:30 pm
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(August 24, 2017 at 12:34 am)Minimalist Wrote: (August 24, 2017 at 12:26 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: To answer the question that's likely gnawing at everyone: koala farts do NOT smell of eucalyptus.
Can you imagine what that fucking ark would have smelled like after a day or two?
Alot like Ken Ham's "ark" smells packed with chubby middle american fundies.....which, for reference, is grundle.......if I had to guess.
If you want a truly Ken Hammy answer....maybe they all wore urinal cakes around their necks. Magic book doesn't say they didn't. You can't prove they didn't!
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