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[split] I Think I May Have Come Close to Dying Friday Night
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RE: I Think I May Have Come Close to Dying Friday Night
July 14, 2017 at 10:25 pm
Yeah, but it turned out she wasn't really a stripper and she just lied about a ton of shit on the daily. Who was fancy drink girl?
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RE: I Think I May Have Come Close to Dying Friday Night
July 14, 2017 at 10:27 pm
(July 14, 2017 at 10:25 pm)Shell B Wrote: Yeah, but it turned out she wasn't really a stripper and she just lied about a ton of shit on the daily. Who was fancy drink girl?

She kept making socks to complain about how her mom wouldn't buy her a fancy drink for her birthday
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RE: I Think I May Have Come Close to Dying Friday Night
July 14, 2017 at 10:27 pm
That's awesome.
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RE: I Think I May Have Come Close to Dying Friday Night
July 15, 2017 at 11:14 am
(July 14, 2017 at 10:25 pm)Shell B Wrote: Yeah, but it turned out she wasn't really a stripper and she just lied about a ton of shit on the daily. Who was fancy drink girl?

https://atheistforums.org/thread-28406.h...ancy+drink

Hehe. Ask and ye shall receive. I need my daily bootlick of the boss wife to maintain my well payed job. You know. Putting self righteous pricks in their place.

I need a fancy drink. With an umbrella ontop. OJ, but the umbrella is the most important thing. Also I asked for an apology from Thump. Not Thena, that one burned out. Please see a pharmacist or a doctor and apply the recommended ointment to the affected area.

99% of the cases of staff intervention go this way. Severe burns and pain in the rear section of those subject to it.

Thump however, didn't expect his accusations, for many reasons.

Thena can continue with her infantile attempts to provoke me. It is amusing to say the least Hilarious
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RE: I Think I May Have Come Close to Dying Friday Night
July 15, 2017 at 11:22 am
You must have missed the other times Thump has fancied himself a revolutionary.
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RE: I Think I May Have Come Close to Dying Friday Night
July 15, 2017 at 11:38 am
Lol, you guys are still fapping to this?

I thought I had a quiet life ...

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RE: I Think I May Have Come Close to Dying Friday Night
July 15, 2017 at 11:44 am
And there it is. I notice you didn't mention that Thena is still posting. I assume she's also fapping? You've been gone since what yesterday? How's your fapping going? Ah, delusions of superiority.
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RE: I Think I May Have Come Close to Dying Friday Night
July 15, 2017 at 11:56 am (This post was last modified: July 15, 2017 at 11:57 am by Thumpalumpacus.)
(July 15, 2017 at 11:44 am)Shell B Wrote: And there it is. I notice you didn't mention that Thena is still posting. I assume she's also fapping? You've been gone since what yesterday? How's your fapping going? Ah, delusions of superiority.

I didn't mention anyone's name, Einstein. I displayed a general garment, and you claim it's your size.

As for my absence, between family and the household stuff, I had much better things to do than bandy words with you. Sorry if that rustles your jimmies. Bite that hook, fish.

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RE: I Think I May Have Come Close to Dying Friday Night
July 15, 2017 at 12:15 pm
I secretly hope this thread never ends. I lead a fairly drama free life, gotta find my entertainment somewhere.
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RE: I Think I May Have Come Close to Dying Friday Night
July 15, 2017 at 2:11 pm (This post was last modified: July 15, 2017 at 2:26 pm by Athene.)
(July 15, 2017 at 11:14 am)LastPoet Wrote: https://atheistforums.org/thread-28406.h...ancy+drink

Hehe. Ask and ye shall receive. I need my daily bootlick of the boss wife to maintain my well payed job. You know. Putting self righteous pricks in their place.

I need a fancy drink. With an umbrella ontop. OJ, but the umbrella is the most important thing. Also I asked for an apology from Thump. Not Thena, that one burned out. Please see a pharmacist or a doctor and apply the recommended ointment to the affected area.

99% of the cases of staff intervention go this way. Severe burns and pain in the rear section of those subject to it.

Thump however, didn't expect his accusations, for many reasons.

Thena can continue with her infantile attempts to provoke me. It is amusing to say the least  Hilarious

Jaysus, LP. You ARE an idiot.
Did I say you demanded that I apologize, genius? 
Read again.

I don't care how you interventions go in this place. Also-- Not hurt, and I don't care if action is taken against me. 
It is what it is. I get that.
However, I will voice my opinions as to what I believe actually happened if I want to, because I CAN. 

If you can't live with that, then pull a "rule" out of thin air (or your Pamper), and ban me for it. 
That shouldn't be too hard to do, should it?
(July 15, 2017 at 11:44 am)Shell B Wrote: And there it is. I notice you didn't mention that Thena is still posting. I assume she's also fapping? You've been gone since what yesterday? How's your fapping going? Ah, delusions of superiority.

Oh, I doubt anyone would fap to this. 

I actually can't imagine any thread being less conducive to the act....other than your Yoga thread, of course. Big Grin
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