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Am I nuts? I like Jesus..:)
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RE: Am I nuts? I like Jesus..:)
July 17, 2017 at 11:38 am
(July 17, 2017 at 11:37 am)Astonished Wrote:
(July 17, 2017 at 11:37 am)JackRussell Wrote: I think Jesus smells, they had no de-odourant or aftershave back (not that he would have needed it) then, and he still hasn't returned to pick any up.

Well we know he never washed his hands, so he probably smelled worse than most people back then.

At least people were kind enough to always wash his feet.
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July 17, 2017 at 11:39 am
Yeah, somebody had to take care of bathing the slob.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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July 17, 2017 at 11:48 am
-and feeding him, and housing him, and humoring him.........  Rolleyes
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July 17, 2017 at 11:51 am
No wonder Repubs don't like him.
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July 17, 2017 at 12:33 pm
He mooched off of everyone.
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July 17, 2017 at 12:41 pm
My favorite fairy tale growing up was The Three Little Pigs.

But then, I grew up.
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July 17, 2017 at 12:46 pm
(July 17, 2017 at 11:29 am)mordant Wrote:
(July 17, 2017 at 10:34 am)Dropship Wrote: whose side are atheists on, Jesus or the priests?
No one atheist can speak for "atheists" as we're not an ideology. We have different reasons for not believing (for example)* that Jesus was god.

Not believing in Jesus means we can't be "against" him. He's imaginary. That's our issue. Not necessarily with the plotline or character development of the mythos.

In this particular case I am rooting for the Jesus character, except that of course his performance is uneven. He might be denouncing religious assholes in one scene, and irritably cursing a fig tree for not providing him fruit, despite that it's not even the season for figs, in the next scene. He speaks favorably of love and empathy and yet doesn't denounce slavery or affirm women as something more than chattel.

At the end of the day Jesus is a product of his times, leading from behind. Nothing terribly appealing here in the 21st century.

* Remember, atheists don't JUST disbelieve in YOUR deity. By definition they don't believe in ANY deity.

Indeed.  All the deities the believers don't believe in (like Vaal, and Baneemy and Cloacina, and Cizin and Bi and Zeus) we don't believe in either, AND we add the one deity the believer believes in too.

We're more like the believers than the believers are comfortable with.  They reject 99.999999999999% of all Gods, and atheists reject 100% of all Gods.


Not much of diffy poo is it ??
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July 17, 2017 at 12:47 pm
(July 17, 2017 at 12:46 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Not much of diffy poo is it ??

diffy poo, hehe that's cute.
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July 17, 2017 at 12:50 pm (This post was last modified: July 17, 2017 at 12:53 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(July 17, 2017 at 12:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: My favorite fairy tale growing up was The Three Little Pigs.

But then, I grew up.

See, I was big fan of the one about osiris, isis, and set, wherein set dismembers his brother and assumes control of the Nile...while Isis, wracked with grief and driven insane searches for her lover's newly liberated phallus, having found it, concieves a child named Horus, who then reestablishes his fathers throne and restores order.

Eat shit game of thrones.  The bar for fairy tales was set high in my youth. Jesus rates as an also-ran in the overall field of good ghost stories. Bitching out a bunch of jews and then getting nailed to a piece of wood? Cmon...... Wink
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July 17, 2017 at 12:56 pm
So you've never stood up for something you believe in OP? That's all Jesus was doing, in that story.
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