After An Atheist Dies

[Minimalist]

[ignoramus]

I want my kids to throw a big motherfuckin party when I die.  I'm talkin blackout drunkeness, noise complaints in the woods, and people getting knocked up.

In rememberence or in relief?

I s'pose the only technically correct answer will still be "I don't give a fuck".

[The Valkyrie]

I believe there are non religious services available.

This atheist is being harvested for organs and then getting barbequed - extra crispy.

[ignoramus]

Zinger! Naturally Hot n spicy!

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.PS
How would an mc at an atheist service sound like?

"Hello everyone, as you know this talking meatbag you used to know as Jim has downgraded his universal rating from biology back to chemistry and has of course gone to the great big periodic table 6 feet underneath us" For those of you still in denial, Jim will always be alive in out thoughts and memories.
For the practical atheists here who don't waste their time and energy on woo, yeah, the fucker's dead as a doornail! Now for some sandwiches while we discuss who gets what!

[Whateverist]

After I die I intend to go to an afterlife devoid of gods.

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Right!

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[Gawdzilla Sama]

I'm donating my body to science. My family can have a memorial service or whatever the heck they want to do at that point. I won't we around to really care what they do or how they do it.

The great thing about having stupidstitious relatives is you can threaten them from beyond the grave and they'll take it seriously. I've guaranteed them I would fuck with them for the rest of their lives if they pulled any shit in regard to my dead body. They believe me.

[zebo-the-fat]

As I have posted previously, I have created a document detailing what I want to happen after my death, the first 3 items are :-

1)
The doctors should be given the opportunity to use any part of my body for transplants, research etc.

2)
No unnecessary expense should be incurred for funeral arrangements, the cheapest coffin, body bag etc. for cremation or burial (no point spending good beer money on feeding the worms or the flames – a coffin is expensive firewood!)

3)
At the funeral there should be no priests, vicars, ministers, shamans, witch doctors or other peddlers of superstitious nonsense.

[vorlon13]

Any interest here for having ones body dropped in the Ganges River, to later be retrieved by Aghori's and eaten by them ??

[Wyrd of Gawd]

Any interest here for having ones body dropped in the Ganges River, to later be retrieved by Aghori's and eaten by them ??

Now that's one group of sick M/F'ers.

[Catholic_Lady]

Donating body isn't mutually exclusive to having a funeral. The family is still going to want to have some sort of ceremony/event for closure