Am I Nuts? I like Bruce Lee.

[Ben Davis]

Hah! Norris can catch arrows with his bare ass!

[Brian37]

Blasphemy!!! Everyone knows that only the Way of the Norris is the true way to spiritual enlightenment.

In the eyes of a fundy
The unsuspecting skeptic
Had better know 
This idiot's always right

Cause the eyes 
Of a fundy are upon you
Any thinking you do 
He's gonna see

When you're in Texas
Look behind you
Cause that's where
The fundy's gonna be.

[drfuzzy]

Better than fucking jesus.  At least we have evidence of Bruce.

And also better than fuck Norris.

Blasphemy!!! Everyone knows that only the Way of the Norris is the true way to spiritual enlightenment.

Meh, Rambo would kick his ass in an instant

AND here we go!  Woo-hoo!     - I need a Yin Yang symbol emoji right here . . .

[Edwardo Piet]

Bruce Lee would definitely be in my top 3 people to have as a dinner guest if I could bring anyone back from the dead and talk to them.

I fucking adore Bruce Lee's movies and philosophy and all sorts. I used to own his book. Great guy with great movies. Very sad how not only did he die very young but so did his son.

You are most definitely not nuts.

Also he would kick Jesus's motherfucking ass.

[Ben Davis]

Shhhh... no-one mention Jackie Chan...

[Edwardo Piet]

Bruce Lee kicked his ass in Enter the Dragon when he was a mere extra

Also that is not a rumor. Jackie Chan was an extra in Enter the Dragon long before he was a movie star... he was one of the many many bad guys who ran at Bruce Lee and Bruce kicked the shit out of.

Video proof:

[Brian37]

Shhhh... no-one mention Jackie Chan...

I'd also take him over fuck Norris too.

The irony is that he is a conservative but his show Walker Texas Ranger, had very liberal ideas, although I hated the episodes that focused on Jebus. Walker had an African American partner, valued Native Americans, stood up for Hispanics in the show and came down on dirty cops in one episode too.

That is why I hate him, not the show itself, just him being a hypocrite doing that show while supporting a party that hates all those things. 


Chan's movies always displayed diversity. My favorite series with him were "Rush Hour".

[drfuzzy]

Love Jackie Chan!  And he's also great at slapstick humor.  I adore Jet Lee.  Michelle Yeoh.  Donnie Yen.  Tony Jaa.  But Bruce is the "immortal" Master, the one who brought Kung Fu to the west, and he left behind a book of his philosophy.  So he was my first choice for the example.

[Brian37]

Love Jackie Chan!  And he's also great at slapstick humor.  I adore Jet Lee.  Michelle Yeoh.  Donnie Yen.  Tony Jaa.  But Bruce is the "immortal" Master, the one who brought Kung Fu to the west, and he left behind a book of his philosophy.  So he was my first choice for the example.

I love Chan too, but in alot of the movie credits they would show all the out takes, where he would screw up lines or laugh at the other actors. He does have a great sense of humor. But in the out takes they would show where he would pull a stunt and hurt himself, that was the part of his movies I hated the most. I didn't like seeing him hurt himself.

[Ben Davis]

Yeah, I was making fun with Chuck. I dislike the man due to his convictions and attitudes towards certain vulnerable and marginalised groups. My top 10 cinema martial artists in order of awesomeness:

1. Bruce Lee
-5. Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Donnie Yen, Sammo Hung
6. Jean-Claude Van Damme
7. Hwang Jang Lee
8. Tony Jaa
9. Yuen Biao
10. Carter Wong