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RE: Then FUCK GOD
August 8, 2017 at 8:08 pm
God: A douche canoe in a river of broke dick mother fuckers!
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RE: Then FUCK GOD
August 8, 2017 at 8:12 pm
Is this the same God I learned about in 1960s Methodist rural Midwestern Sunday School?
Cuz it sure doesn't sound like that one. Maybe they made up a new one ??
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RE: Then FUCK GOD
August 8, 2017 at 8:16 pm
(August 8, 2017 at 8:12 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Is this the same God I learned about in 1960s Methodist rural Midwestern Sunday School?
Cuz it sure doesn't sound like that one. Maybe they made up a new one ??
Trump lovers are all about branding. A new golf course and trophy bride god is hot off the press.
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RE: Then FUCK GOD
August 8, 2017 at 9:04 pm
I guess tomorrow we'll know if there's a god or not for sure.
If there is, he (or she) will come down from the heavens and be like "Okay, no. Just no. Don't blame me for putting that orange piece of garbage in charge. Seriously. Not cool. In billions of years I've had many things attributed to me. But this is just going too far."
OR
Nothing will happen, and it'll prove there is no god.
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RE: Then FUCK GOD
August 8, 2017 at 9:17 pm
Just wait until Trump learns that greed is a deadly sin ... or lust ... or envy. He'll start rant-tweeting against God at 3 AM, and give out so many 140-word posts that his server will shut down.
Shit doesn't get better than this.
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RE: Then FUCK GOD
August 9, 2017 at 4:13 am
(August 8, 2017 at 10:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Now it seems that god is a murdering cunt.
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/megachur...ssination/
Quote:Megachurch pastor claims God grants Trump ‘the authority to take out Kim Jong-un’ by ‘assassination’
Quote:“When it comes to how we should deal with evil doers, the Bible, in the book of Romans, is very clear: God has endowed rulers full power to use whatever means necessary—including war—to stop evil,” Jeffress said in a statement.
Hey, what if Kim reads the same stupid book and takes out the WLB? What would our xristards say then?
Do you remember when Trump was supposed to be the less warlike candidate!
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RE: Then FUCK GOD
August 9, 2017 at 5:24 am
(August 9, 2017 at 4:13 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Do you remember when Trump was supposed to be the less warlike candidate!
hehe, I read that as wall-like! Yes, he does like walls!
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RE: Then FUCK GOD
August 9, 2017 at 8:06 am
(August 8, 2017 at 10:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Now it seems that god is a murdering cunt.
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/megachur...ssination/
Quote:Megachurch pastor claims God grants Trump ‘the authority to take out Kim Jong-un’ by ‘assassination’
Quote:“When it comes to how we should deal with evil doers, the Bible, in the book of Romans, is very clear: God has endowed rulers full power to use whatever means necessary—including war—to stop evil,” Jeffress said in a statement.
Hey, what if Kim reads the same stupid book and takes out the WLB? What would our xristards say then?
So... thou shalt not kill no longer applies?
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