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Then FUCK GOD
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August 8, 2017 at 8:00 pm
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RE: Then FUCK GOD
August 8, 2017 at 8:08 pm
God: A douche canoe in a river of broke dick mother fuckers!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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August 8, 2017 at 8:12 pm
Is this the same God I learned about in 1960s Methodist rural Midwestern Sunday School?

Cuz it sure doesn't sound like that one. Maybe they made up a new one ??
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RE: Then FUCK GOD
August 8, 2017 at 8:16 pm
(August 8, 2017 at 8:12 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Is this the same God I learned about in 1960s Methodist rural Midwestern Sunday School?

Cuz it sure doesn't sound like that one.  Maybe they made up a new one ??

Trump lovers are all about branding. A new golf course and trophy bride god is hot off the press.
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RE: Then FUCK GOD
August 8, 2017 at 9:04 pm
I guess tomorrow we'll know if there's a god or not for sure.

If there is, he (or she) will come down from the heavens and be like "Okay, no. Just no. Don't blame me for putting that orange piece of garbage in charge. Seriously. Not cool. In billions of years I've had many things attributed to me. But this is just going too far."

OR

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August 8, 2017 at 9:17 pm
Just wait until Trump learns that greed is a deadly sin ... or lust ... or envy. He'll start rant-tweeting against God at 3 AM, and give out so many 140-word posts that his server will shut down.

Shit doesn't get better than this.

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August 8, 2017 at 10:02 pm
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August 9, 2017 at 4:13 am



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: Then FUCK GOD
August 9, 2017 at 5:24 am
(August 9, 2017 at 4:13 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Do you remember when Trump was supposed to be the less warlike candidate!

hehe, I read that as wall-like! Yes, he does like walls!
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August 9, 2017 at 8:06 am
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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