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More Bad News For Creatards
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More Bad News For Creatards
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But, but...


Science keeps changing it's mind about things while the bible is unchanging!

Yes, I HAVE heard this argument posed to somehow discredit science...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Jesus freaks love to be wrong at the top of their lungs, my dear.
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Ain't that the Truth.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: More Bad News For Creatards
(August 9, 2017 at 4:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: But, but...


Science keeps changing it's mind about things while the bible is unchanging!

Yes, I HAVE heard this argument posed to somehow discredit science...

SHUSSSH! Don't destroy their delusion that science is closed minded. Why wont you let them have their silly delusion that anyone who values science is evil and genocidal?


We cant let them know that science adapts with new data, it would take away their Hitler, Stalin, Po Pot slurs.

Damn do I hate killjoys like you. You are such a big meany pointing out pesky reality. Just shut the fuck up, barbecue their kittens and eat their babies, otherwise I am sending you to your room with no desert and no TV or internet!
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RE: More Bad News For Creatards
(August 9, 2017 at 4:42 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(August 9, 2017 at 4:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: But, but...


Science keeps changing it's mind about things while the bible is unchanging!

Yes, I HAVE heard this argument posed to somehow discredit science...

SHUSSSH! Don't destroy their delusion that science is closed minded. Why wont you let them have their silly delusion that anyone who values science is evil and genocidal?


We cant let them know that science adapts with new data, it would take away their Hitler, Stalin, Po Pot slurs.

Damn do I hate killjoys like you. You are such a big meany pointing out pesky reality. Just shut the fuck up, barbecue their kittens and eat their babies, otherwise I am sending you to your room with no desert and no TV or internet!

I prefer the terms "good challenged" and "ethnic cleansing".


Shy

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: More Bad News For Creatards
(August 9, 2017 at 5:01 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 9, 2017 at 4:42 pm)Brian37 Wrote: SHUSSSH! Don't destroy their delusion that science is closed minded. Why wont you let them have their silly delusion that anyone who values science is evil and genocidal?


We cant let them know that science adapts with new data, it would take away their Hitler, Stalin, Po Pot slurs.

Damn do I hate killjoys like you. You are such a big meany pointing out pesky reality. Just shut the fuck up, barbecue their kittens and eat their babies, otherwise I am sending you to your room with no desert and no TV or internet!

I prefer the terms "good challenged" and "ethnic cleansing".


Shy

Whatever PC term you want to call yourself fine, as long as you realize it is every atheist's duty to eat babies and barbecue kittens. You can continue dinner now, I will not send you to your room.  But don't fuck with my ABBA records after you eat. I've been watch you,  I know you've been rearranging them when I'm not looking. You'd rearrange Hellen Keller's furniture if you had the chance.
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RE: More Bad News For Creatards
(August 9, 2017 at 5:09 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(August 9, 2017 at 5:01 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I prefer the terms "good challenged" and "ethnic cleansing".


Shy

Whatever PC term you want to call yourself fine, as long as you realize it is every atheist's duty to eat babies and barbecue kittens. You can continue dinner now, I will not send you to your room.  But don't fuck with my ABBA records after you eat. I've been watch you,  I know you've been rearranging them when I'm not looking. You'd rearrange Hellen Keller's furniture if you had the chance.

I barbeque puppies, not kittens.

Records?  Is that what those are?

I'm not used to such antiquated "technology".

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: More Bad News For Creatards
(August 9, 2017 at 5:20 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 9, 2017 at 5:09 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Whatever PC term you want to call yourself fine, as long as you realize it is every atheist's duty to eat babies and barbecue kittens. You can continue dinner now, I will not send you to your room.  But don't fuck with my ABBA records after you eat. I've been watch you,  I know you've been rearranging them when I'm not looking. You'd rearrange Hellen Keller's furniture if you had the chance.

I barbeque puppies, not kittens.

Records?  Is that what those are?

I'm not used to such antiquated "technology".

Ok, this is the last fucking time I take you out to the Pet Smart/Jimmy Johns combo eatery. How many fucking times have I told you we DONT have the budget for puppies! If I buy you a kitten you fucking eat it and quit your bitching. YOU ARE NEVER SATISFIED YOU FUCKING INGRATE!

And don't play dumb with me. You know damned well records are those vinyl disks old people put on spinny thingies with metal arms that land on them and produce sound when they rotate. You are working my last nerve here, don't push me.

Oh any another thing, DONT YOU DARE  go near ducklings, bad enough you drain my wallet with the puppies, we cant afford for you to strangle ducklings!
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RE: More Bad News For Creatards
(August 9, 2017 at 4:42 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(August 9, 2017 at 4:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: But, but...


Science keeps changing it's mind about things while the bible is unchanging!

Yes, I HAVE heard this argument posed to somehow discredit science...

SHUSSSH! Don't destroy their delusion that science is closed minded. Why wont you let them have their silly delusion that anyone who values science is evil and genocidal?


We cant let them know that science adapts with new data, it would take away their Hitler, Stalin, Po Pot slurs.

Damn do I hate killjoys like you. You are such a big meany pointing out pesky reality. Just shut the fuck up, barbecue their kittens and eat their babies, otherwise I am sending you to your room with no desert and no TV or internet!

A/K/A  Nap time.
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