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The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions

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Yes, it's all true. A video convinced me.
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Lies. It's all demons.
9.09%
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I want an anal probing, now!
27.27%
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Something off topic.
4.55%
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Fuck off drunk, you're Beccs!
27.27%
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Fuck all polls.
13.64%
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The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 14, 2017 at 8:59 am
(August 14, 2017 at 8:17 am)LastPoet Wrote: 3 people voted for that and none of them is vorlie.

There are kinks of all kinds.

This thread has potential.

I mean I voted for it, I was just making a joke, a goof, a gaff
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 14, 2017 at 10:41 am
(August 14, 2017 at 12:05 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: All you sketpics need to STFU.  I...I mean a friend was personally...I mean told me he was cornholed by aliens.

I'm not sure Mexicans count in this context.
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 14, 2017 at 11:05 am
(August 14, 2017 at 8:59 am)Aegon Wrote:
(August 14, 2017 at 8:17 am)LastPoet Wrote: 3 people voted for that and none of them is vorlie.

There are kinks of all kinds.

This thread has potential.

I mean I voted for it, I was just making a joke, a goof, a gaff

Of course you were.
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 14, 2017 at 3:15 pm
You can't deny it PEOPLE SEE IT IT'S REAL!!!

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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 14, 2017 at 3:22 pm (This post was last modified: August 14, 2017 at 5:03 pm by Anomalocaris.)
I deny alien abduction.  I went willingly expecting to enter into, so to speak, a symbiotic relationship with jadzia Dax!
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 14, 2017 at 4:32 pm
(August 14, 2017 at 3:22 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: I deny alien induction.  I went willingly expecting to enter into, so to speak, a symbiotic relationship with jadzia Dax!

And you ended up with Curzon instead?

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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 14, 2017 at 5:03 pm
(August 14, 2017 at 4:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 14, 2017 at 3:22 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: I deny alien induction.  I went willingly expecting to enter into, so to speak, a symbiotic relationship with jadzia Dax!

And you ended up with Curzon instead?

Abduction! Abduction!
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 14, 2017 at 5:12 pm
(August 14, 2017 at 8:59 am)Aegon Wrote:
(August 14, 2017 at 8:17 am)LastPoet Wrote: 3 people voted for that and none of them is vorlie.

There are kinks of all kinds.

This thread has potential.

I mean I voted for it, I was just making a joke, a goof, a gaff

Well even if you weren't, there is nothing bad about alien anal probing per se if it is with comsent.

At least I think. After a romantic dinner and all that.
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 14, 2017 at 5:28 pm
I find it interesting that "I want an anal probing, now!" currently leads over the ever-popular "Fuck all polls."
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 14, 2017 at 5:29 pm
I would like to make it clear, the aliens come here so I can probe THEM.
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