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The theory of evolution HOAX
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 16, 2017 at 9:59 am)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(August 15, 2017 at 1:06 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: First generation was monkeys, with a tiny variation. God didn't teach them shit.

Actually, he did.

Humans learned through observation of his creation. Every tree and every animal contributed, every star and every planet too.

Actually, you are in serious denial of reality. Dumbass. That's a purely voluntary state.
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RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 16, 2017 at 11:14 am)Khemikal Wrote: You mean, if things were different, they'd be different?  Your brilliance humbles me.  

Do you reckon that Allah makes every single snowflake, too?  Must be a busy guy.

Accepting that God is bigger than the circle you live in is a pretty good start.
Not just the snowflakes; but even the microscopic sound of an ant moving in the Middle of the night inside a trench.

For guys; it's the word "busy", but the word loses its meaning once we discuss a higher entity like God.

FatAndFaithess

Quote:That's just saying "It's the way it is because of the way it is.  If it was a different way, it would be something different."

You don't just get to call something a creation, then use creation as evidence for itself.

But everything IS the way it is; up until we wake up.
In other words; you don't choose your parents.
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RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
Can someone translate that into english for me?
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 16, 2017 at 12:20 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Can someone translate that into english for me?

يستخبسيكمةءؤز رؤطءنرحطكس
ئءؤئخءاؤخيهنىسيمىسميىنءئى مءئنتىز
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RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 16, 2017 at 12:19 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(August 16, 2017 at 11:14 am)Khemikal Wrote: You mean, if things were different, they'd be different?  Your brilliance humbles me.  

Do you reckon that Allah makes every single snowflake, too?  Must be a busy guy.

Accepting that God is bigger than the circle you live in is a pretty good start.
Then why do adherents such as yourself make him out to be so small?  

Quote:Not just the snowflakes; but even the microscopic sound of an ant moving in the Middle of the night inside a trench.
That;s a quaint notion....here I was thinking that the ant might have something to do with the sound of an ant moving, come to find out it;s actually Djinn.  #WhoKnew?

Quote:For guys; it's the word "busy", but the word loses its meaning once we discuss a higher entity like God.
IDK, seems to me he's so busy with the sounds of ants that he has no time for famine, poverty, and disease,...for his followers getting routinely shat upon.  / shrugs.  

If he's not too busy, maybe he just doesn't give a shit about you guys?
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RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 16, 2017 at 12:22 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(August 16, 2017 at 12:20 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Can someone translate that into english for me?

يستخبسيكمةءؤز رؤطءنرحطكس
ئءؤئخءاؤخيهنىسيمىسميىنءئى مءئنتىز

Looks like someone's chicken got loose on the page.
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RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 16, 2017 at 12:47 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(August 16, 2017 at 12:22 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote: يستخبسيكمةءؤز رؤطءنرحطكس
ئءؤئخءاؤخيهنىسيمىسميىنءئى مءئنتىز

Looks like someone's chicken got loose on the page.
Or they had a loose vowel movement.
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RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
ROFLOL
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If nothing else, this thread is evidence that the ecumenical dream is not dead. A Catholic and a Muslim celebrating their commonality is . . . heartwarming.

They may slavishly adhere to different holy books. They may pray differently. But in the end, they are united by their common anti-intellectualism and imbecility.

Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbayaaaaaa . . .
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RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 16, 2017 at 12:51 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(August 16, 2017 at 12:47 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Looks like someone's chicken got loose on the page.
Or they had a loose vowel movement.

/thread
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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