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Jesus Would Be Proud of You, Douchebag
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Jesus Would Be Proud of You, Douchebag
August 20, 2017 at 1:13 pm
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RE: Jesus Would Be Proud of You, Douchebag
August 20, 2017 at 1:17 pm
Apocalyptic Judaism Jesus or Jesus.2 as re-imagined by Apostle Paul ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Jesus Would Be Proud of You, Douchebag
August 20, 2017 at 1:21 pm
(August 20, 2017 at 1:17 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Apocalyptic Judaism Jesus or Jesus.2 as re-imagined by Apostle Paul ??

Funhouse Jesus: you look at a mirror and see a comically distorted image of yourself.
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August 20, 2017 at 1:24 pm
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RE: Jesus Would Be Proud of You, Douchebag
August 20, 2017 at 1:29 pm
Is that one of the unaccredited Christer campuses ??

Returning a diploma wouldn't be much a gesture under the circumstances . . .
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August 20, 2017 at 1:30 pm
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RE: Jesus Would Be Proud of You, Douchebag
August 20, 2017 at 1:34 pm
Sorry to butt in but I'm English and might be missing some of what's going on in America, but the word on the street here is that US lefties want to go around trashing statues of anybody they don't like (like ISIS are blowing up statues and monuments in the mideast), but American patriots are trying to stop them, like at Charlottesville.
So which side is in the right?
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August 20, 2017 at 1:46 pm
I'm always going to look askew at mobs running amuck.

Having said that, I'm conflicted about Stone Mt Georgia on aesthetic/artistic grounds, without even considering the political angle.


I'm also starting to wonder if the statue thing is a specious bone being 'thrown' to those in a lather about it by their leaders who are playing the bread and circus shit as they are slackers not wanting to do the leg work to effect positive (real!) change for their adherents.

Might be developing that odor of pandering too and I hope I've been clear I'm not a fan of that regardless of who is doing it to whom.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Jesus Would Be Proud of You, Douchebag
August 20, 2017 at 1:53 pm (This post was last modified: August 20, 2017 at 2:03 pm by The Industrial Atheist.)
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RE: Jesus Would Be Proud of You, Douchebag
August 20, 2017 at 2:08 pm
That's disturbing.

Horrifying.

Disgusting, even.




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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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