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RE: Dumbest Thing Some Has Every Said To You
August 27, 2017 at 7:10 am
(August 27, 2017 at 2:33 am)Alex K Wrote: Do you have fridges over there? (question I was asked by an American substitute teacher)


But can you buy any other pants besides lederhosen in a German store for men's clothing?  Obviously you have fridges, geez.
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RE: Dumbest Thing Some Has Every Said To You
August 27, 2017 at 10:09 am (This post was last modified: August 27, 2017 at 10:21 am by Athene.)
Oh, dear. So many dumb things I've heard. Like....

"Uh-uh...I don't believe in all that science shit !"

"Noooo....don't leave. Just take an aspirin. You'll be fine!" (Director of Nursing to a co-worker who was hospitalized with a life-threatening DVT four hours later)

"I AM a Democrat. But, I don't want Obama to be President because then black people will think they rule everything."

"Don't let her watch that (in reference to TV's Glee). I don't want my granddaughter becoming no Klon-dyke."
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RE: Dumbest Thing Some Has Every Said To You
August 27, 2017 at 10:12 am
M dad mocks me for getting information over the internet, instead of news channels on TV.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

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http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Dumbest Thing Some Has Every Said To You
August 27, 2017 at 10:16 am
Heard in church one day from the preacher: "Scientists compared the DNA of humans and dirt, and they were so similar it was almost scary!"
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RE: Dumbest Thing Some Has Every Said To You
August 27, 2017 at 10:46 am (This post was last modified: August 27, 2017 at 10:52 am by Anomalocaris.)
(August 27, 2017 at 2:33 am)Alex K Wrote: Do you have fridges over there? (question I was asked by an American substitute teacher)

But what would you plug a fridge into over there?   Hehe
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RE: Dumbest Thing Some Has Every Said To You
August 27, 2017 at 10:54 am
(August 27, 2017 at 10:12 am)Chad32 Wrote: M dad mocks me for getting information over the internet, instead of news channels on TV.

Would you have ever learned about double anal/double vaginal on a news channel ??
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RE: Dumbest Thing Some Has Every Said To You
August 27, 2017 at 11:12 am
(August 27, 2017 at 10:46 am)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(August 27, 2017 at 2:33 am)Alex K Wrote: Do you have fridges over there? (question I was asked by an American substitute teacher)

But what would you plug a fridge into over there?   Hehe

They have electricity there.
Ran out of gas in the 40's I heard. ;-)
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RE: Dumbest Thing Some Has Every Said To You
August 27, 2017 at 11:14 am
(August 27, 2017 at 10:09 am)Thena323 Wrote: Oh, dear. So many dumb things I've heard. Like....

"Uh-uh...I don't believe in all that science shit !"

"Noooo....don't leave. Just take an aspirin. You'll be fine!" (Director of Nursing to a co-worker who was hospitalized with a life-threatening DVT four hours later)

"I AM a Democrat. But, I don't want Obama to be President because then black people will think they rule everything."

"Don't let her watch that (in reference to TV's Glee). I don't want my granddaughter becoming no Klon-dyke."

A "klondyke"? Isn't that a frigid lesbian?

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RE: Dumbest Thing Some Has Every Said To You
August 27, 2017 at 11:20 am
I've definitely let stupid things slip from my mouth before (questions, statements, etc.).  As a result, I wonder how many people are convinced of how stupid I am.

Out of curiosity, is there a person in existence who has never said or done anything stupid before?











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RE: Dumbest Thing Some Has Every Said To You
August 27, 2017 at 11:20 am
(August 27, 2017 at 10:54 am)vorlon13 Wrote:
(August 27, 2017 at 10:12 am)Chad32 Wrote: M dad mocks me for getting information over the internet, instead of news channels on TV.

Would you have ever learned about double anal/double vaginal on a news channel ??

What the.......I had to join an atheist forum to learn about it.
I never realised how much I didn't know.
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