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RE: Dumbest Thing Some Has Every Said To You
August 27, 2017 at 4:07 pm
I think all of the most stupid things come from one person I worked with. THe same person who said playstation 1s are a con because you can't play playstation 3 games on them.
He also nearly started bitching about me, to me, then realized he was talking to me and trailed off the conversation.
The was also a break time were we were trying to convince him that if he were born into an upperclass family he would more than likely act upperclass.
He was just saying things like "You think I'd ever act like one of those posh bastards and talk like that?" We were saying yes, if you're born around other people like that and your family is like that. And all we got back was "Nah mate, I'd never be like that or talk like that."
There was someone else in my work who said that he thought having sex with a black girl would be like lots of different coloured rats in a box, I don't if that's more weird than stupid, maybe it's both.
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RE: Dumbest Thing Some Has Every Said To You
August 27, 2017 at 8:39 pm
Are you drunk? (at the time drunk was a given)
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RE: Dumbest Thing Some Has Every Said To You
August 28, 2017 at 12:54 am
This thread is cracking me up.
I had an apprentice who was in his fourth year and woefully unprepared for the real deal.
I asked him to make rissoles one morning and he nodded but looked extremely hesitant.
I asked him if he knew how to make rissoles, he said yeah.
I said, 'what are the ingredients, Dan?'
After about thirty seconds of humming and harring he said, like it was going to be just the first of many answers, 'Flour?'
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RE: Dumbest Thing Some Has Every Said To You
August 28, 2017 at 1:23 am
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I know someone who was taking part in a quiz, and when asked what river flows through Paris she responded "Is it the Nile?". And no, she wasn't saying it ironically.
I think "gays for Palestine" has to be one of the stupidest movements in the history of human civilisation as well.
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RE: Dumbest Thing Some Has Every Said To You
August 28, 2017 at 1:42 am
Many year ago a man (who looked like Brad Cooper and Jake Gyllenhaal's love child) at a gay disco in Milwaukee WI asked me if I wanted to fuck.
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RE: Dumbest Thing Some Has Every Said To You
August 28, 2017 at 3:08 am
"Hello, I'm from the church of scientology, are you interested in hearing more?"
Followed shortly after by "We are not a cult!"
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RE: Dumbest Thing Some Has Every Said To You
August 28, 2017 at 3:11 am
The dumbest thing I've ever heard seems to change daily because Trump gets so much news coverage.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
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RE: Dumbest Thing Some Has Every Said To You
August 28, 2017 at 3:18 am
(August 27, 2017 at 11:20 am)Kernel Sohcahtoa Wrote: I've definitely let stupid things slip from my mouth before (questions, statements, etc.). As a result, I wonder how many people are convinced of how stupid I am.
Out of curiosity, is there a person in existence who has never said or done anything stupid before?
I can say with a degree of honesty that I have never said or done anything stupid in my entire life.
Nor have I ever sworn, drank, or done anything naughty.
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RE: Dumbest Thing Some Has Every Said To You
August 28, 2017 at 7:13 am
I don't recall the dumbest thing anyone has ever said to me.
I do recall the single dumbest thing I ever said to someone.
Location: Portugal
I was in a shop, buying a beautiful saponite chessboard.
The shopkeep says to me:
"Yes. It's very nice. It's made of soapstone, you feel?"
Now, I'd never heard of soapstone. And for some reason my english failed me completely.
So with much stammering and slowly, like an imbicile, I asked.
"But... Then... If I put water on it... Does it go away?"
At least my family and the shopkeep got a good laugh out of it, because my face was red with embarresement for the rest of the day.
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RE: Dumbest Thing Some Has Every Said To You
August 28, 2017 at 8:20 am
I don't think AF has enough room on their servers for me to list how many stupid things my kids say or ask me, on a daily basis.
In short: they make my head hurt.
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