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Why are Jews so rich?

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Why are Jews so rich?
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#21
RE: Why are Jews so rich?
August 27, 2017 at 9:40 pm
I suppose one reason is they don't pay over a lot of money to the catholick fucking church.  Talk about waste!
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#22
RE: Why are Jews so rich?
August 27, 2017 at 9:43 pm
Good news! There is a way for Jews to remain Jewish yet be Catholic as well!


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebrew_Catholics

It's called being a Hebrew Catholic. More of a classy, dignified version of the crass "Jews for Jesus"
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RE: Why are Jews so rich?
August 27, 2017 at 9:46 pm (This post was last modified: August 27, 2017 at 9:48 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(August 27, 2017 at 8:26 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Got a poor alcohol addled one at 12 Steppers.

He's not even attractive . . .

WTF amiright?  Ugly and jewish?  The gods are cruel.   Wink

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-Sorry man, I doubt there are a ton of jews round this joint. Maybe you should pitch elsewhere?
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#24
RE: Why are Jews so rich?
August 27, 2017 at 9:52 pm
(August 27, 2017 at 9:43 pm)CatholicDefender Wrote: It's called being a Hebrew Catholic.

Translates to Doubly Wrong
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RE: Why are Jews so rich?
August 27, 2017 at 9:54 pm
(August 27, 2017 at 9:46 pm)Khemikal Wrote:
(August 27, 2017 at 8:26 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Got a poor alcohol addled one at 12 Steppers.

He's not even attractive . . .

WTF amiright?  Ugly and jewish?  The gods are cruel.   Wink

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-Sorry man, I doubt there are a ton of jews round this joint.  Maybe you should pitch elsewhere?

He should probably PM Harris.
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RE: Why are Jews so rich?
August 27, 2017 at 10:07 pm
Oh, look, it's a sock of a wannabe Nazi. How edgy. How original.
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RE: Why are Jews so rich?
August 27, 2017 at 10:09 pm
"Hebrew Catholics?"

Sounds like a type of tea cannibals would make from missionaries...
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RE: Why are Jews so rich?
August 29, 2017 at 2:49 pm
(August 27, 2017 at 7:50 pm)CatholicDefender Wrote: In all my life I have never come across a Jew who was poor, was a single mother, was homeless or was addicted to welfare.

Are they a genetically superior race? I suppose the race that produced Jesus and his most holy mother would have superior attributes! Rolleyes

Any ideas?

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RE: Why are Jews so rich?
August 29, 2017 at 2:59 pm
(August 27, 2017 at 9:39 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Sounds like you might need to consider conversion.

Yeah, what's he got to lose?
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#30
RE: Why are Jews so rich?
August 29, 2017 at 3:06 pm
(August 27, 2017 at 7:50 pm)CatholicDefender Wrote: In all my life I have never come across a Jew who was poor, was a single mother, was homeless or was addicted to welfare.

I see you haven't met my father.
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