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How Catholic is Catholic Lady?

Poll: How Catholic is Catholic Lady?
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Very.
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Umm... the clue is is the name dude...
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Catholic Lady is a Catholic Lady who is Catholic.
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Fuck all polls.
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She's very much the opposite of non-Catholic.
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I like bacon.
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Too many fucking poll options wtf.
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What's with all the "Catholic" threads anyways?
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Better than all those fucking Trump threads.
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Trump rhymes with dump. Poop. Catholic Lady. Geddit?
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FUCK ALL FUCKING POLLS!
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#11
RE: How Catholic is Catholic Lady?
August 29, 2017 at 3:37 am
Bacon Bacon Everywhere



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RE: How Catholic is Catholic Lady?
August 29, 2017 at 4:19 am (This post was last modified: August 29, 2017 at 4:20 am by ignoramus.)
Hey guys. I'm of the belief that we are defined by those around us.
If I think I'm smart and cool and loved by all but all my family and friends think I'm a deluded miserable deadbeat, then who is probably right?

In keeping with this philosophy, Cath, you don't get to label yourself, we do! Yes, we, the mob!
And we all say you're a pleasant, well meaning, somewhat naïve, not extremely sceptical, hot babe, new age woo loving first world café Christian.

I think that was a compliment, but I'm not 100%. luv ya. bye.
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#13
RE: How Catholic is Catholic Lady?
August 29, 2017 at 4:47 am
She pooped on the front of my steps. Then stole my cocoa pebbles cereal. All because i am no longer Catholic. A hardcore Catholic indeed. Nun-like.
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RE: How Catholic is Catholic Lady?
August 29, 2017 at 5:59 am
What, no option for Trinitarian?
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RE: How Catholic is Catholic Lady?
August 29, 2017 at 4:17 pm
I'mmmm poopinnnnn
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#16
RE: How Catholic is Catholic Lady?
August 29, 2017 at 4:36 pm
(August 29, 2017 at 4:17 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I'mmmm poopinnnnn

I hated those damned wafers. Seriously, how about some Ranch or Nacho cheese flavor? And wine? How about turning some water into beer? Not everyone is a wine fan.
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RE: How Catholic is Catholic Lady?
August 29, 2017 at 4:39 pm
(August 29, 2017 at 4:19 am)ignoramus Wrote: Hey guys. I'm of the belief that we are defined by those around us.
If I think I'm smart and cool and loved by all but all my family and friends think I'm a deluded miserable deadbeat, then who is probably right?

In keeping with this philosophy, Cath, you don't get to label yourself, we do! Yes, we, the mob!
And we all say you're a pleasant, well meaning, somewhat naïve, not extremely sceptical, hot babe, new age woo loving first world café Christian.

I think that was a compliment, but I'm not 100%. luv ya. bye.

I think roughly half of them count as compliment. The others aren't necessarily insults but genuine criticisms that could easily be overcome if a simple choice was made. But that would be in direct opposition of woo.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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RE: How Catholic is Catholic Lady?
August 29, 2017 at 4:39 pm
(August 29, 2017 at 4:36 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I hated those damned wafers. Seriously, how about some Ranch or Nacho cheese flavor?

Nope, all you get is the Jesus flavored ones that everyone else has to eat.

IMO, Jesus needs some salt and a good dipping sauce.
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RE: How Catholic is Catholic Lady?
August 29, 2017 at 4:56 pm
(August 29, 2017 at 4:39 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(August 29, 2017 at 4:36 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I hated those damned wafers. Seriously, how about some Ranch or Nacho cheese flavor?

Nope, all you get is the Jesus flavored ones that everyone else has to eat.

IMO, Jesus needs some salt and a good dipping sauce.

No kidding, Jesus had no flavor at all. Us atheists when we barbecue our kittens we do something, some rub, spices, marinade. Sorry CL your J man simply lacks flavor.
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RE: How Catholic is Catholic Lady?
August 29, 2017 at 5:32 pm
Why don't they serve Jesus steaks? If he can turn a couple of fish into a feast for a multitude we should be able to get a bigger serving. Stingy catholics.
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