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Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?

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Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
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RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 23, 2017 at 9:01 am
(September 23, 2017 at 8:50 am)Industrial Lad Wrote: Praise Brian and his bountiful rantiness. Aaaamen.

Oh pushssha. I never rant. *COUGH* Big Grin

I have no clue what you are talking about.  Tongue
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RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 23, 2017 at 9:02 am
I am Klingon. I killed my god.
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RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 23, 2017 at 11:08 pm
(September 23, 2017 at 7:07 am)ignoramus Wrote: The holy bunnyness is pleased with your offering.
In return, I can grant you an extra life or a new car now!
Choose wisely.

Fine print :
Extra life does not guarantee longevity.
New car up to the value of $25,000 plus on roads plus taxes.

I can haz red Toyota?
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RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 23, 2017 at 11:22 pm (This post was last modified: September 24, 2017 at 12:50 am by ignoramus.)
(September 23, 2017 at 11:08 pm)Astreja Wrote:
(September 23, 2017 at 7:07 am)ignoramus Wrote: The holy bunnyness is pleased with your offering.
In return, I can grant you an extra life or a new car now!
Choose wisely.

Fine print :
Extra life does not guarantee longevity.
New car up to the value of $25,000 plus on roads plus taxes.

I can haz red Toyota?

Of course you can! (Your soul is worth a lot more to me than a Toyota, are you really sure?)
Also Brian, for today only there's a special on mobile homes! I say take the deal!

If you don't believe in gods, why are you even talking to me then?
(It's got reverse cycle heating/cooling!)
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#25
RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 23, 2017 at 11:35 pm
(September 23, 2017 at 11:22 pm)ignoramus Wrote: If you don't believe in gods, why are you even talking to me then?

Par for the course with me -- I'm agnostic regarding my own divinity, too.   Big Grin
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