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McConnell Pulls The Bill!
#11
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill!
(September 26, 2017 at 4:35 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(September 26, 2017 at 4:25 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: They're not even getting bitch slapped.

They just keep getting their dicks caught in the zipper. 'Cause who knew it was this complicated?

Whatever metaphor you like, that works too. Either way those clowns keep making themselves look like Mo, Larry and Curly.

Mo, Larry, and Curly were actually good at what they did.  Tongue
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#12
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill!
(September 26, 2017 at 4:38 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote:
(September 26, 2017 at 4:35 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Whatever metaphor you like, that works too. Either way those clowns keep making themselves look like Mo, Larry and Curly.

Mo, Larry, and Curly were actually good at what they did.  Tongue

Oh shit, you are correct, you got me on that one. Big Grin
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#13
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill!
Borowitz:

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz...I4NTYxOQS2

Quote:Republicans Sadly Admit Their Dream of Keeping Poor People from Living Longer Is Over

Quote:Choking back tears, Senator Lindsey Graham admitted that his crusade to halt the longevity of the poor had turned out to be a quixotic one at best.“We made a solemn promise to the American people that we would do everything in our power to keep the poor from living so darn long,” he said, his voice quavering. “We didn’t get it done.”
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#14
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill!
Quote:Either way those clowns keep making themselves look like Mo, Larry and Curly look like geniuses.

Fixed that for you.
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#15
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill!
Quote:Republican Senator Lamar Alexander to consult on bipartisan healthcare plan

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/09/republi...care-plan/
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#16
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill!
The arrogance of these people is utterly astounding.

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/09/graham-...sponsored/

Quote:Graham admits he had ‘no idea’ what he was doing on the failed healthcare bill he sponsored

Quote:Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), a co-sponsor whose name appeared on the GOP’s latest (failed) attempt to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act, was candid with reporters when he admitted that he and his fellow Republicans had no clue what they were doing.

Quote:“You’ve been working to overhaul this for seven years. Why is this so hard?” a reporter asked him.

“Well, I’ve been doing it for about a month, he replied. “I thought everybody else knew what the hell they were talking about, but apparently not.”

Yes, asswipe.  It's "complicated."
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#17
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill!
Not surprised that's the case, but I am surprised he admitted it.
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#18
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill!
(September 27, 2017 at 11:40 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Not surprised that's the case, but I am surprised he admitted it.

And he wanted to be President.
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#19
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill!
LOL, we should embroider that quote on our flag from here on out. Or maybe it can be a motto on our seal?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#20
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill!
I bet he works on his own car ... before he gives up and takes it to a mechanic.

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