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What would you do if you found out God existed
RE: What would you do if you found out God existed
lol @ the rage
RE: What would you do if you found out God existed
(October 6, 2017 at 10:59 pm)Hammy Wrote: lol @ the rage

There's times when it's funny and times when it's not, brah.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
RE: What would you do if you found out God existed
(October 6, 2017 at 10:58 pm)Astonished Wrote: Then speak for your goddamn motherfucking piece of shit self, cockgobbler. You are living proof that you are an objectively worse human being (and I'm being generous still keeping you included in that) for your faith. Anyone who takes no lesson from YOU and what it's done to your mentality and morality, and does not abandon this horseshit is also a  n objectively worse person.

Gobbler?
Quote:a person who eats greedily and noisily.

We had a go at backing up her files, and then when they all went off to Braintree I came home and checked my windows, which seem to be bone dry in the presence of the moisture gobblers .

WTF?
I don't eat greedily and noisily !
 
But I like your hypocrisy. Nothing beats a self-righteous hypocrite claiming he never learns from others; especially the pains of others. Including animals.
Our whole evolutionary path is learning from our pains and the pains of others; why and how do you think medicine advanced; genius?

So somebody sees a handicapped brother or sister. So that somebody go learn medicine. So that somebody then treats thousands . Maybe even discover new treatments in his/her medical career.

But I lied about something: I do wish to practice gobbling; but not with food, I wan......
Keeping that thought private; sorry Angel

(October 6, 2017 at 10:59 pm)Hammy Wrote: lol @ the rage

I loled too on the rage..but in a different way full of xDs.

lol xD

(October 6, 2017 at 11:02 pm)Astonished Wrote:
(October 6, 2017 at 10:59 pm)Hammy Wrote: lol @ the rage

There's times when it's funny and times when it's not, brah.

Kick ass!!!
RE: What would you do if you found out God existed
(October 6, 2017 at 11:11 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(October 6, 2017 at 10:58 pm)Astonished Wrote: Then speak for your goddamn motherfucking piece of shit self, cockgobbler. You are living proof that you are an objectively worse human being (and I'm being generous still keeping you included in that) for your faith. Anyone who takes no lesson from YOU and what it's done to your mentality and morality, and does not abandon this horseshit is also a  n objectively worse person.

Gobbler?
Quote:a person who eats greedily and noisily.

We had a go at backing up her files, and then when they all went off to Braintree I came home and checked my windows, which seem to be bone dry in the presence of the moisture gobblers .

WTF?
I don't eat greedily and noisily !
 
But I like your hypocrisy. Nothing beats a self-righteous hypocrite claiming he never learns from others; especially the pains of others. Including animals.
Our whole evolutionary path is learning from our pains and the pains of others; why and how do you think medicine advanced; genius?

So somebody sees a handicapped brother or sister. So that somebody go learn medicine. So that somebody then treats thousands . Maybe even discover new treatments in his/her medical career.

But I lied about something: I do wish to practice gobbling; but not with food, I wan......
Keeping that thought private; sorry Angel

(October 6, 2017 at 10:59 pm)Hammy Wrote: lol @ the rage

I loled too on the rage..but in a different way full of xDs.

lol xD

(October 6, 2017 at 11:02 pm)Astonished Wrote: There's times when it's funny and times when it's not, brah.

Kick ass!!!

Eat shit, wiener dog. Leave it to a dumb fuck like you to think it's better to let someone suffer all their life for the benefit of others instead of thinking that a god who purposely sets up random folk to not experience life to the degree others can, shouldn't fucking be so callous as to do that shit to its creation, and if that god does decide to have it be that way, then that god shouldn't get fucking praised for it!

And I noticed I'm not getting any new replies or kudos from CL. I guess trying to butter me up or confuse me weren't going as planned.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

---

There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
RE: What would you do if you found out God existed
Here's my protocol:

  1. Be sure someone didn't fuck with my antidepressants.
  2. Ask what the religion he represents is.
  3. Listen to see what he says about the problem of evil.
  4. Ask bluntly WHY it's so important to him that I praise him.
Honestly, if the God of Christianity is true the way I learned about him in my Lutheran Church, Catholic High School, and especially if he's the same god from the Chick Tracts, I can see no reason I should respect him any more than I respect Donald Trump.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
RE: What would you do if you found out God existed
(October 6, 2017 at 11:02 pm)Astonished Wrote:
(October 6, 2017 at 10:59 pm)Hammy Wrote: lol @ the rage

There's times when it's funny and times when it's not, brah.

And right now it's hilarious.

But "brah" is annoying Angry
RE: What would you do if you found out God existed
(October 6, 2017 at 11:29 pm)Astonished Wrote: Eat shit, wiener dog. Leave it to a dumb fuck like you to think it's better to let someone suffer all their life for the benefit of others instead of thinking that a god who purposely sets up random folk to not experience life to the degree others can, shouldn't fucking be so callous as to do that shit to its creation, and if that god does decide to have it be that way, then that god shouldn't get fucking praised for it!

And I noticed I'm not getting any new replies or kudos from CL. I guess trying to butter me up or confuse me weren't going as planned.

Astonished; get a grip ! you started to lose it; and that doesn't promise with good.

All I read is blabla shit blala dumb blalala fuck, blabla CL.
So again: WTF?

If you have problems with life, and how it is flowing; you can always choose what any terrorist chooses (like the Vegas shooter or your common ISIS suicide bomber) and just take punches against the universe; killing its inhabitants; probably people will retaliate with violence too.

Of course; you can claim to have balls, and take punches against gravity, hunger or the sun. You'll be dead in no time by then.

God created both suffering and blessing. It's just not right to remember the bad; and forget all about love and sex, forget all about food and drink; forget all about the rain; forget all about gardens. That warns of a serious defect either in personality or brain. You're excused for brain damage; but you rarely -or never- get excused for what you made of your personality.

Kudos on forums are not blessings of real life. Eventually; you can live without Kudos; but can you live without the sun?
You can handle me being your enemy; but can you handle the universe being your foe? It bites btw; just look at all the natural disasters caused by global warming and man's own rebellion against God.
RE: What would you do if you found out God existed
Okay, subhuman scumfuck, you're going on ignore.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

---

There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
RE: What would you do if you found out God existed
(October 7, 2017 at 12:01 am)Astonished Wrote: Okay, subhuman scumfuck, you're going on ignore.

Finally !
RE: What would you do if you found out God existed
(October 6, 2017 at 11:43 pm)Hammy Wrote:
(October 6, 2017 at 11:02 pm)Astonished Wrote: There's times when it's funny and times when it's not, brah.

And right now it's hilarious.

But "brah" is annoying Angry

Why do you think I used it? Big Grin
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.



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