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What would you do if you found out that I was God?

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What would you do if you found out that I was God?
Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: What would you do if you found out that I was God?
October 7, 2017 at 8:23 am
I don't know Dave but he's talking to you.

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Aegon Offline Donators
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RE: What would you do if you found out that I was God?
October 7, 2017 at 9:13 am (This post was last modified: October 7, 2017 at 9:16 am by Aegon.)
(October 7, 2017 at 12:22 am)ignoramus Wrote: I would probably get in touch with your next of kin and let them know you've gone insane!

So nothing they didn't already know
(October 7, 2017 at 6:44 am)Succubus Wrote: What does god need with a divers watch?

Smh man I can't keep track of all these thoughts and prayers AND know the time. I'm just one god, man.
For real though, I do think I am God. But you guys are God too. How are us gods doing today?
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RE: What would you do if you found out that I was God?
October 7, 2017 at 7:16 pm
My religious rites will involve playing music by Hocico, this much I know to be true and holy.
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RE: What would you do if you found out that I was God?
October 7, 2017 at 7:31 pm
Turn you in for medical fraud.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: What would you do if you found out that I was God?
October 7, 2017 at 11:12 pm
Insert kirk meme cause I can't be stuffed

What does god need with someone else's kidney?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: What would you do if you found out that I was God?
October 8, 2017 at 4:25 pm
Laugh.
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RE: What would you do if you found out that I was God?
October 8, 2017 at 6:43 pm
(October 8, 2017 at 4:25 pm)energizer bunny Wrote: Laugh.

That's the correct answer!
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