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Gwyneth Paltrow
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Gwyneth Paltrow
You probably saw and heard how people are criticizing GP because she's selling all sorts of alternative medicines, like stickers that help you have positive thoughts that will heal you and prevent illnesses and mud baths and rocks you put in your vagina. She even has her own magazine now available in many stores. And of course it's all bad stuff that should be ridiculed, but at it is also hypocritical because that same society is giving free pass to things like Catholicism that is encouraging people to buy artifacts from saints that will protect them; for sick people to call upon dead people that are to be canonized to heal them and in that way can make clerical threshold of three miracles needed for becoming saint, which then creates people to go mainstream for being healed from diseases that were imaginary in the first place, which then draws people even more into irrationality and decay of society.

So in the end Paltrow's crime only seems to be is that she is lonely in her way to deceive people, she doesn't have the whole apparatus of taking people around the world when they're kids and telling them they must believe in it. Like Stephen Colbert - he's mocking the shit out of her while bowing down to that travesty in Rome and around every corner. I mean you know there are still crucifixions on literally every intersection in Catholic countries from old beliefs that devil stands on every crossroad so they need fuckin' Jesus to protect them?
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RE: Gwyneth Paltrow
She needs to take a homeopathy correspondence school course and become legit. Once you have institutional backing you get to speak as if you have authority behind the deceptions. 

Um....... does the magazine indicate that she sells expelled vagina rocks?
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RE: Gwyneth Paltrow
I just bought a pet rock off ebay from her for 10 dollars?
10 dollars smells a bit fishy....
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RE: Gwyneth Paltrow
I'm pretty sure selling prayer beads is just as ridiculous as vag rocks
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RE: Gwyneth Paltrow
I don't believe she means harm. She is just a gullible true believer using her celebrity status to promote her beliefs. I bet she drinks bottled water and adds more plastic to the oceans every time she takes a drink.
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(October 8, 2017 at 7:04 pm)Losty Wrote: I'm pretty sure selling prayer beads is just as ridiculous as vag rocks

Anal prayer beads, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god,...............

You had to know I'd go there. (slurp)
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(October 8, 2017 at 7:06 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(October 8, 2017 at 7:04 pm)Losty Wrote: I'm pretty sure selling prayer beads is just as ridiculous as vag rocks

Anal prayer beads, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god,...............

You had to know I'd go there. (slurp)

I just came.
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(October 8, 2017 at 7:06 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(October 8, 2017 at 7:04 pm)Losty Wrote: I'm pretty sure selling prayer beads is just as ridiculous as vag rocks

Anal prayer beads, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god,...............

You had to know I'd go there. (slurp)

You just know what Min would tell you to do with those analysis prayer beads!

ROFLOL
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RE: Gwyneth Paltrow
(October 8, 2017 at 7:04 pm)Losty Wrote: I'm pretty sure selling prayer beads is just as ridiculous as vag rocks

If she sold -her- vag rocks there'd be little difference between them and prayer beads.  An obvious market is obvious. 

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Her imdb page introduces her as "A tall, wafer thin, delicate beauty".

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I've never seen anything like it on an imdb biography before.
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