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What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?
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 (October 9, 2017 at 9:09 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:(October 9, 2017 at 8:43 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I wasn't the first person to discover that she considered other people extraneous and went out with men solely for a free meal and some drinks. Truly an inflatable person. Yeah, and a reminder that looks aren't the most important thing. But, heck, I was bored. 
not sure there is a single word that encompasses felching, snowballing, fisting, prolapse creampies, reach arounds, frottage, pit worship, sounding, electro-stim, restraints, latex, toys, oral and good old fashioned butt fucking.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
I like it any which way in the butt.
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October 9, 2017 at 1:37 pm
(This post was last modified: October 9, 2017 at 1:37 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(October 9, 2017 at 8:30 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(October 9, 2017 at 8:18 am)Hammy Wrote: I wouldn't give a shit. It's my least favorite position. Fuck that's hot. I want her babies. Women who turn themselves on turn me on. (October 9, 2017 at 1:37 pm)Hammy Wrote:There's a Pacific islands myth of a woman who stood on reefs and lured men to their deaths. One guy managed to get around behind her and found that she was hollow, a shell of a woman. Missy was like that. The Soul Sucker would go past her like she wasn't there.(October 9, 2017 at 8:30 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I met a gal in Miami who prefered reverse cowgirl. Took me a while to figure out that she was watching herself in the mirror. 
I really like the intimacy of missionary, it’s only failed on me once when an ab muscle cramped up with contractions, I don’t know exactly what happened because I didn’t go to the doctors and the ab muscle got better but for aweek or so that muscle was fucked.
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October 9, 2017 at 2:38 pm
(This post was last modified: October 9, 2017 at 2:38 pm by vorlon13.)
er . . .
uh . . . . it occurs to me a past boyfriend of mine who strongly preferred frottage (as close as 2 men are going to get to missionary style) might have been enamored of it possibly as an echo to his time married to an actual female type woman. Ick . . . . . The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Um what?
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-walsh (October 9, 2017 at 2:33 pm)paulpablo Wrote: I really like the intimacy of missionary, it’s only failed on me once when an ab muscle cramped up with contractions, I don’t know exactly what happened because I didn’t go to the doctors and the ab muscle got better but for aweek or so that muscle was fucked. I like the style I mention above for that reason. One of my wives liked to fall asleep in that position. (After, not before or during. Just so you know.) |
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