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What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?
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RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?
(October 9, 2017 at 9:09 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(October 9, 2017 at 8:43 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I wasn't the first person to discover that she considered other people extraneous and went out with men solely for a free meal and some drinks. Truly an inflatable person.

There is a time and a place for women like that.

Yeah, and a reminder that looks aren't the most important thing. But, heck, I was bored.
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#12
RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?
not sure there is a single word that encompasses felching, snowballing, fisting, prolapse creampies, reach arounds, frottage, pit worship, sounding, electro-stim, restraints, latex, toys, oral and good old fashioned butt fucking.
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#13
RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?
(October 9, 2017 at 12:45 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: not sure there is a single word that encompasses felching, snowballing, fisting, prolapse creampies, reach arounds, frottage, pit worship, sounding, electro-stim, restraints, latex, toys, oral and good old fashioned butt fucking.

Hipster?
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#14
RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?
I like it any which way in the butt.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?
(October 9, 2017 at 8:30 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 9, 2017 at 8:18 am)Hammy Wrote: I wouldn't give a shit. It's my least favorite position.

I prefer doggystyle, wheelbarrow, cowgirl and 69 all to missionary.

I met a gal in Miami who prefered reverse cowgirl. Took me a while to figure out that she was watching herself in the mirror.  Dodgy

Fuck that's hot. I want her babies. Women who turn themselves on turn me on.
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RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?
(October 9, 2017 at 1:37 pm)Hammy Wrote:
(October 9, 2017 at 8:30 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I met a gal in Miami who prefered reverse cowgirl. Took me a while to figure out that she was watching herself in the mirror.  Dodgy

Fuck that's hot. I want her babies. Women who turn themselves on turn me on.
There's a Pacific islands myth of a woman who stood on reefs and lured men to their deaths. One guy managed to get around behind her and found that she was hollow, a shell of a woman. Missy was like that. The Soul Sucker would go past her like she wasn't there.
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#17
RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?
I really like the intimacy of missionary, it’s only failed on me once when an ab muscle cramped up with contractions, I don’t know exactly what happened because I didn’t go to the doctors and the ab muscle got better but for aweek or so that muscle was fucked.


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#18
RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?
er . . .


uh . . . .



it occurs to me a past boyfriend of mine who strongly preferred frottage (as close as 2 men are going to get to missionary style) might have been enamored of it possibly as an echo to his time married to an actual female type woman.



Ick . . . . .
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RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?
Um what?
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?
(October 9, 2017 at 2:33 pm)paulpablo Wrote: I really like the intimacy of missionary, it’s only failed on me once when an ab muscle cramped up with contractions, I don’t know exactly what happened because I didn’t go to the doctors and the ab muscle got better but for aweek or so that muscle was fucked.

I like the style I mention above for that reason. One of my wives liked to fall asleep in that position. (After, not before or during. Just so you know.)
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