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2 pieces of advice for future parents
#21
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents
Grow your patience.

Be honest, and talk to them in as adult manner as is possible for their given age.

Let them know that your love is unconditional.

Make your punishments fair and firm. Do not punish in anger.

Rmember: Sometimes "time-out" is time-out, and sometimes it is protective custody. If you're angry at your child, use that time out to let the anger go.

Do things with your child. Keep them active.

You are your child's most important teacher.

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#22
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents
Teach your kids that being honest will always get them punished. But that lying might get them out of it. This will prepare them for a career in politics.
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#23
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents
Teach them that the choices and decisions they make today - could potentially effect them in the future so always weigh all the options before making a decision out of haste.
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#24
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents
(October 11, 2017 at 9:56 am)vorlon13 Wrote: John Rosemond

read the column in the paper, buy his books and READ them


I'd even suggest MOCKING your friends and neighbors and relatives who are not following Rosemonds advice . . . .

Didn't think the flaming mo would have the best advice on raising children, but there you go.
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#25
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents
Don't be afraid of 'flaming mo's', they make good parents too.
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#26
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents
1. Home school

2. Stay away from churches
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#27
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents
Remember that they were your idea. They didn't ask to be here.

Get your own bullshit under control, otherwise your bullshit will become their bullshit.

Learn from your parents mistakes.
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#28
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents
1. About the person you’re making the baby with: make sure you love them, respect them, and have compatibility. Hate, fighting and disagreements on every parenting issue is no way to raise a child. Study the person first. Do your research. Ask tons of questions. What about their extended family? How will they be involved? What about religion in your child’s life? Education? Discipline? Sports? If you disagree on everything, chances are your child will pay the price.

2. ^^^^
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#29
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents
Be confident and be lucky to be born in a secular society.
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#30
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents
(October 13, 2017 at 12:04 pm)alpha male Wrote:
(October 11, 2017 at 9:56 am)vorlon13 Wrote: John Rosemond

read the column in the paper, buy his books and READ them


I'd even suggest MOCKING your friends and neighbors and relatives who are not following Rosemonds advice . . . .

Didn't think the flaming mo would have the best advice on raising children, but there you go.

And consider if you're doing such a spectacularly bad job of parenting that I notice, you're REALLY fucking up.
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