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At least it's not little boys for once

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At least it's not little boys for once
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At least it's not little boys for once
October 16, 2017 at 7:13 am (This post was last modified: October 16, 2017 at 7:20 am by Cyberman.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: At least it's not little boys for once
October 16, 2017 at 7:18 am
Success victim?

[Image: Wesley-Warren--The-man-with-10-stone-testicles.jpg]
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: At least it's not little boys for once
October 16, 2017 at 7:24 am
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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October 16, 2017 at 9:44 am
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: At least it's not little boys for once
October 16, 2017 at 11:09 am
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: At least it's not little boys for once
October 16, 2017 at 12:01 pm
(October 16, 2017 at 11:09 am)mh.brewer Wrote:
(October 16, 2017 at 9:44 am)Khemikal Wrote: Finally, a believable claim.

Well, for me personally, I think I'd need the virgin mary.

I'd rather have her more experienced cousin.
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October 16, 2017 at 12:37 pm
(October 16, 2017 at 12:01 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote:
(October 16, 2017 at 11:09 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Well, for me personally, I think I'd need the virgin mary.

I'd rather have her more experienced cousin.

Don't be fooled. There is no way she was a virgin.
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October 16, 2017 at 1:19 pm
(October 16, 2017 at 7:18 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Success victim?

[Image: Wesley-Warren--The-man-with-10-stone-testicles.jpg]




You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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October 16, 2017 at 1:38 pm
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October 16, 2017 at 4:12 pm
Is it wrong to wonder why no woman wants their vagina enlarged?
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