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You know what I've always wondered?
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Why do pubic hairs always detach at the wrong time?
cough, cough, .............
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
 (October 20, 2017 at 3:57 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Why do pubic hairs always detach at the wrong time? Gives you something to floss with, later.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(October 20, 2017 at 4:48 pm)Fireball Wrote:(October 20, 2017 at 3:57 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Why do pubic hairs always detach at the wrong time? They always wrap around my uvula.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
 RE: You know what I've always wondered?
October 21, 2017 at 11:29 am
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(October 20, 2017 at 3:42 pm)alpha male Wrote: Who wrote the book of love? I don't know but I hear it's long and boring and written very long ago, it's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes and things we're all too young to know.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
If someone punches me in the face and steals my oversized coffee cup, have I been mug mugged mugged?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I wonder a lot about things to do with the way our bodies evolved.
One I was wondering at the dentist the other day is why are tooth nerves so ridiculously sensitive. What use would pain be that it causes so much suffering that someone can faint from it. In a situation where you're going with pain, it means there's some kind of a threat and a problem to solve, what is the benefit of going out of your mind with pain to the point of being unconscious. Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them. Impersonation is treason.  RE: You know what I've always wondered?
October 21, 2017 at 4:46 pm
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(October 21, 2017 at 2:21 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If someone punches me in the face and steals my oversized coffee cup, have I been mug mugged mugged? No, you've been a mug for being mugged by a complete mug with a mug that was your own mug. So you've been mug-mug-ubermug-mugged mugged by yer mug, ya mug. Borricious Edit: P.S. I also have an oversized coffee cup. It must be a total freaking awesome dude thing that we both share together as total freaking awesome dudes. Do you know how to make your very own DIY sunset so we can walk together under it with our massive mugs? (That's not a euphemism). BoruboughtitsoldititsoggysoddingsaggingtitsyummytitsmmmwhatwasIsayingagain 
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
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If God is made in man's image.... does he get boners? Did he ever try to fuck a volcano? Did it hurt?
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