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RE: Ever get really weird text messages?
November 13, 2017 at 3:29 pm
(November 13, 2017 at 3:16 pm)No_God Wrote: (November 12, 2017 at 9:12 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (No identifying information about senders, please.)
Two I got recently:
"Would you like a five foot alligator?"
"We have a bear under our hot tub."
I used to type in random numbers into my phone and send weird text messages just like that.
So if you ever got any of those types of texts, it was probably me.  Thing is, I know both parties. The bear guys live in Wyoming. They keep their hot tub hot all year round. Bear must have figured this out.
The alligator is a bit more complicated.
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RE: Ever get really weird text messages?
November 13, 2017 at 3:36 pm
(November 13, 2017 at 3:29 pm)No_God Wrote: (November 13, 2017 at 3:25 pm)Industrial Lad Wrote: One time I got a text of someone asking if the person they intended to text wanted a "three sum" lol I should have texted "New phone who 'dis?" but I simply held my silence.
A three sum? No, I need about treefiddy.
South Park right? I can't remember exactly what that episode was...they were looking for some mythical monster or something?
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RE: Ever get really weird text messages?
November 13, 2017 at 3:40 pm
(November 13, 2017 at 3:36 pm)Industrial Lad Wrote: (November 13, 2017 at 3:29 pm)No_God Wrote: A three sum? No, I need about treefiddy.
South Park right? I can't remember exactly what that episode was...they were looking for some mythical monster or something?
Haha yep the Loch Ness Monster.
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RE: Ever get really weird text messages?
November 13, 2017 at 3:54 pm
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(November 12, 2017 at 2:35 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Not text, and not exactly weird, but I've received many hundreds of calls and messages from collectors, attorneys, etc looking for someone named "Illiana". This has been going on for years. I tell them I've had this number for eight years and I've never heard of her, and the calls stop, for awhile.
Report 'em. Especially if they're using an autodialer. They're breaking laws by refusing to remove your number.
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RE: Ever get really weird text messages?
November 13, 2017 at 3:59 pm
(November 13, 2017 at 3:54 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: (November 12, 2017 at 2:35 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Not text, and not exactly weird, but I've received many hundreds of calls and messages from collectors, attorneys, etc looking for someone named "Illiana". This has been going on for years. I tell them I've had this number for eight years and I've never heard of her, and the calls stop, for awhile.
Report 'em. Especially if they're using an autodialer. They're breaking laws by refusing to remove your number.
The issue is that it's a moving target - the debt keeps going from collector to collector. When it starts up again it's never the same outfit.
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RE: Ever get really weird text messages?
November 13, 2017 at 5:21 pm
I just remembered getting a strange text some years ago from an unrecognised number, saying "whip me strip me make me cum fuck me suck me all night long". After a bit of feigned innocence and skilful torture, it turned out that Sam and Shell were playing a prank on me, with Shell's new 'phone.
I got my own back. 
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RE: Ever get really weird text messages?
November 13, 2017 at 5:42 pm
"What time u pickin me up, bro?"
My response: "You don't sound like you'd be my type, bro."
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RE: Ever get really weird text messages?
November 13, 2017 at 5:44 pm
I wasn't feeling well once, my mate texted me advising that I should drink some flat come, he meant flat coke of course, bloody predictive text
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RE: Ever get really weird text messages?
November 13, 2017 at 5:47 pm
(November 13, 2017 at 5:44 pm)Cod Wrote: I wasn't feeling well once, my mate texted me advising that I should drink some flat come, he meant flat coke of course, bloody predictive text
Yes.
THAT's what he meant.
Uh-huh!
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RE: Ever get really weird text messages?
November 13, 2017 at 5:56 pm
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