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Messin' With Atheists
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Messin' With Atheists
November 18, 2017 at 10:34 pm (This post was last modified: November 18, 2017 at 10:41 pm by Haipule.)
Psalm 14:1/53:1 A fool says in his heart, "there is no God".

Q) So, you're an atheist?
A) yes.

Q) That means that beyond your vast resources of ideas: there is no God?
A) There is no god.

That means that you are omniscient and that you ARE God!

Then bowing to my knees I yell out, "Command me my Lord!"
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RE: Messin' With Atheists
November 18, 2017 at 10:35 pm
Fools spell you're y-o-u-r.
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RE: Messin' With Atheists
November 18, 2017 at 10:43 pm
(November 18, 2017 at 10:34 pm)Haipule Wrote: Psalm 14:1/53:1 A fool says in his heart, "there is no God".

Q) So, you're an atheist?
A) yes.

Q) That means that beyond your vast resources of ideas: there is no God?
A) There is no god.

That means that you are omniscient and that you ARE God!

Then bowing to my knees I yell out, "Command me my Lord!"

I command you to find better arguments.
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RE: Messin' With Atheists
November 18, 2017 at 10:45 pm
(November 18, 2017 at 10:43 pm)Chad32 Wrote:
(November 18, 2017 at 10:34 pm)Haipule Wrote: Psalm 14:1/53:1 A fool says in his heart, "there is no God".

Q) So, you're an atheist?
A) yes.

Q) That means that beyond your vast resources of ideas: there is no God?
A) There is no god.

That means that you are omniscient and that you ARE God!

Then bowing to my knees I yell out, "Command me my Lord!"

I command you to find better arguments.
Yes my Lord!
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RE: Messin' With Atheists
November 18, 2017 at 10:47 pm
Good job demonstrating you don't know what atheism is.
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RE: Messin' With Atheists
November 18, 2017 at 10:49 pm
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RE: Messin' With Atheists
November 18, 2017 at 10:59 pm (This post was last modified: November 18, 2017 at 11:00 pm by Haipule.)
(November 18, 2017 at 10:35 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Fools spell you're y-o-u-r.
Thanks Friend! I fixed it. I would hate to sound like a fool.
(November 18, 2017 at 10:47 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Good job demonstrating you don't know what atheism is.
Thank you so much! I tried my best.
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RE: Messin' With Atheists
November 18, 2017 at 11:07 pm
Matthew 5:22

"But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire."

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Messin' With Atheists
November 18, 2017 at 11:15 pm (This post was last modified: November 18, 2017 at 11:16 pm by Losty.)
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Messin' With Atheists
November 18, 2017 at 11:17 pm
(November 18, 2017 at 10:34 pm)Haipule Wrote: Psalm 14:1/53:1 A fool says in his heart, "there is no God".

Q) So, you're an atheist?
A) yes.

Q) That means that beyond your vast resources of ideas: there is no God?
A) There is no god.

That means that you are omniscient and that you ARE God!

Then bowing to my knees I yell out, "Command me my Lord!"
Atheism is declining to believe the unsubstantiated with respect to deities.

Declining to believe on lack of evidence is not a knowledge claim. Invisible beings and realms are inherently unfalsifiable in any case, so it's not even a question on which to stake a knowledge position.

So ... most of us don't know / can't (dis)prove there is (no) god ... we simply see no evidence that would make such a ridiculous notion worthy of belief.
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