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Water
November 20, 2017 at 11:15 pm
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I read a study by someone in Japan who did a study on water. He would fill a jar with water and put a label on it and write a word such as, love or hate. He would then put a drop of that water on a plate and freeze it. He would then take pictures of the crystal structure using a microscope.
The differences are amazing! The most beautiful crystals are compassion and sympathy.
I took that experiment a bit further and wrote on my water bottle--hair. I now have a full head of shoulder length hair! I also wrote on my beer bottles--loose weight. It worked!
I wrote on my whiskey bottle--Big Dick. But I had to quit drinking it because every time I drank it, I turned into a major fucking prick!
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RE: Water
November 20, 2017 at 11:17 pm
That's just all that woo talking.
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RE: Water
November 20, 2017 at 11:17 pm
Are you here all week?
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RE: Water
November 20, 2017 at 11:38 pm
Do you know that there is a joke thread?:
https://atheistforums.org/thread-27642.h...light=joke
Or do you just need the extra attention?
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RE: Water
November 20, 2017 at 11:41 pm
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(November 20, 2017 at 11:38 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Or do you just need the extra attention?
Isn't that the root cause of all trolling?!?
(November 20, 2017 at 11:17 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Are you here all week?
For fuck's sake, I hope not!
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RE: Water
November 20, 2017 at 11:51 pm
What about the veal. Should we try that?
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RE: Water
November 21, 2017 at 12:48 am
(November 20, 2017 at 11:17 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Are you here all weak?
FTFY
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Water
November 21, 2017 at 5:45 am
I thought I'd give this experiment a go and do something nice for all the single girls at work.
Turns out nobody likes cock written on their water bottle lids.
