Help me catch the office coffee thief

[I_am_not_mafia]

Once you find out who has is taking your coffee, whether by ink on the handle or whatever, don't do anything for a few days.

Then at the bottom of the coffee pot, on the inside to be revealed as the coffee gets poured, put a photo of their first born son.

Not one taken from their desk, but shot from across the street of their house.

[Edwardo Piet]

And don't forget to leave a note saying "I know what you did last Summer."

[Losty]

.  . . is this why you also suck at logic? Because you're too busy living such a life to care whether what you say makes any sense or not?

Sorry, not sorry, about my tone here. *high pitched squealing* you started it!

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I literally have never started a conversation with you on this site, or spontaneously replied to anything you say. Why would I? It's just a bunch nonsensical insults.

But yeah, my life is pretty awesome.  I definitely never stress over stolen coffee and silly office bullshit. Of course I would never work in an office.

I think the way you choose to live your life is awesome and I’m glad it seems to make you happy. There’s no need to be smug about it though. Just because people care about different things than you doesn’t mean what they care about doesn’t matter.