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A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher
November 2, 2010 at 2:32 pm
(This post was last modified: November 2, 2010 at 2:37 pm by Jonah.)
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RE: A Simple Way to Silence a Street Preacher
November 2, 2010 at 2:37 pm
I would just shove their bibles into their mouths.
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RE: A Simple Way to Silence a Street Preacher
November 2, 2010 at 2:44 pm
(November 2, 2010 at 2:37 pm)Chuck Wrote: I would just shove their bibles into their mouths.
That's another effective method.
I was looking for the most peaceful, logical approach.
"If your god has to make peace with me in my final hour when he has my whole lifetime to prove his existence to me...do you think I should bother?"
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RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher
November 3, 2010 at 4:19 am
LOL, thats really funny
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RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher
November 3, 2010 at 9:01 am
(This post was last modified: November 3, 2010 at 9:02 am by Jaysyn.)
(November 2, 2010 at 2:32 pm)Jonah Wrote: 2. Locate and read (out loud) Matthew 6:5. http://goo.gl/mk1Qc
That is brilliant.
My girlfriend & I were vacationing in St. Augustine the weekend before last & saw a street preacher up on a bench shouting about fire & brimstone. It was kinda funny, people for the most part were treating him like he was a combination leper/freakshow.
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RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher
November 3, 2010 at 12:30 pm
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