Anti-Theism

[Edwardo Piet]

If you were in my shoes, in a week you would throw them back at me.

You can't know this.

[Haipule]

Here's the problem from my perspective.

At least once a week, even here in NZ, I have someone knock on my door, try to approach me in the street, drop stuff in my mailbox (don't they know what "addressed mail only" means?), or shout at myself as part of a crowd about their deity.

I've even had someone start telling a whole crowd on the teain once about his god, until I shut him up.

I keep getting asked why I hate god?  I can't hate what I don't believe in, though I can hate the antics of his followers.

I also get sick of the religious conservatives who think they can tell the rest of us how to live.  Even in easy going Aus, the conservatives whined when gay marriage was passed.

"It undermines biblical marriage!"  Which biblical marriage is that?  The man and his slave?  The man and his brother's widow?  The man, his wife, and his concubines?

Each to their own, but I will fight tooth and nail if you use your religion to harm others, to deny rights to others, or try to push it on us through any medium.

I wonder, how does gay marriage undermine anything? Biblical marriage is between the couple and God--only: with state legal repercussions. God is not the state. Gay marriage has to do with the state--only: with legal repercussions--not God! The two are exclusive to each other!

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Piece of advice, Haipule - and this goes for any other godhead who thinks they can preach at me without my biting back.

Keep your childish god and your magic jew the fuck away from my life if you don't want it damaged. I will not need to say that again.

I don't think I preached at you. Yet, I'm sorry, and do apologize sincerely, if YOU thought I was preaching or, if I was preaching. No one should be preached at. I hate it too. You asked me some questions with teeth. I answering them best I could. You played the Strawman by putting words in my mouth. I think I responded appropriately.

I don't care how hard you bite. I have no self-esteem; I'm a clown and do laugh at myself, I can take it. Also, even if I'm bullied, I'm not here to cause harm but, nor am I here to be useless without a voice.

[Haipule]

Hammy:

You said, "You can't know this".

You also say, "We don't change our minds, our minds change us".

Well...don't let the little head rule the big head or it will just DICKtate to you!

[Cyberman]

Have you ever thought about being on the stage?

There's one leaving in an hour.

[Edwardo Piet]

Hammy:

You said, "You can't know this".

Right.

You also say, "We don't change our minds, our minds change us".

Well...don't let the little head rule the big head or it will just DICKtate to you!

Can you speak English please? I don't speak arsehole.

[Cyberman]

I once knew someone like this irl. There were charabanc outings for people to come and backhand his face.

[Edwardo Piet]

And sheesh, what a bell end. My smaller head only dicktates to me when my larger head is horny. Which I must admit is a lot of the time but not all of the time.

[Thumpalumpacus]

I'm quite sure Atheism also has it's clowns. I mean, Carl Sagan...really?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Sagan's a "clown"? As a believer, you'd ought to appreciate thoughtful non-believers like him.

Now pardon me while I chuckle quietly at the idea of you calling someone a "clown".

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You would wager a guess that a deity has an independent plan?  That certainly isn't truth, it's daydreaming.
The only evidence for God will be my own life?  Well then, it's no longer just a lack of evidence - there is no god.
Congratulations on your success.  But when someone claims to be blessed, they are only being selfish, arrogant, and sociopathically un-caring about the lives of others.  My god blessed ME, therefore, I'm better than _____.  Why should I care about the children who cry out to god for help every night because they are being beaten and raped?  Why should I care about the families who are starving?  -- God loves me better than them.  Your "good luck" is only coincidence and good luck, and if you brag about it and do not use it to help others, then you are not a good human being.

Strawman!

I have used my money to help single women with kids especially Christmas time. And, whenever they need financial help. That's my charity and I gots some girlfriends!

Hey! I writings some songs for church. What do you think? 


Demons in the Room.

"Worthy of praise is the Lord". Come on all you demons and sing with me!
"Worthy of praise is the Lord". Come on demons, I can't hear you!
"Worthy of praise is the Lord". Oh come you demons and sing it like you mean it!

That song is most loved by God Himself if you are drinking beer and running around in your underwear. But remember always, it's only funny if they're red.


God Loves You

God loves you, but not as much as He loves me; God loves me, MORE than you.


So Cool Bein' ME (Done to the tune Boss Hoss--The Sonics)

Everybody is jealous of me,
One look and you can see,
With these looks I just can't lose,
Don't you even try to choose.

I get all the honeys and I've never lost 'cause:
It's so cool bein' me...cool bein' me.

I think they're hits!

I'd like an order of onion rings with that.

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I see your $3 and raise you $10 that this man is having a stroke, and we're all too self-involved and uncaring to call an ambulance.

I'm betting he's having more than one stroke ...

[Haipule]

I'm quite sure Atheism also has it's clowns. I mean, Carl Sagan...really?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Sagan's a "clown"? As a believer, you'd ought to appreciate thoughtful non-believers like him.

Now pardon me while I chuckle quietly at the idea of you calling someone a "clown".

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Strawman!

I have used my money to help single women with kids especially Christmas time. And, whenever they need financial help. That's my charity and I gots some girlfriends!

Hey! I writings some songs for church. What do you think? 


Demons in the Room.

"Worthy of praise is the Lord". Come on all you demons and sing with me!
"Worthy of praise is the Lord". Come on demons, I can't hear you!
"Worthy of praise is the Lord". Oh come you demons and sing it like you mean it!

That song is most loved by God Himself if you are drinking beer and running around in your underwear. But remember always, it's only funny if they're red.


God Loves You

God loves you, but not as much as He loves me; God loves me, MORE than you.


So Cool Bein' ME (Done to the tune Boss Hoss--The Sonics)

Everybody is jealous of me,
One look and you can see,
With these looks I just can't lose,
Don't you even try to choose.

I get all the honeys and I've never lost 'cause:
It's so cool bein' me...cool bein' me.

I think they're hits!

I'd like an order of onion rings with that.

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I see your $3 and raise you $10 that this man is having a stroke, and we're all too self-involved and uncaring to call an ambulance.

I'm betting he's having more than one stroke ...

I only had one stroke. I was flying home to Maui and had a stroke on the plane. I was coming home from a bible conference in Arizona. I asked the pastor over drinks at the bar how he could study so much and sleep. He said that many of us have to take sleeping pills or we cannot sleep. I said I can't sleep either and had little sleep in 3yrs unless I pass out drunk.

So, I was flying home and thinking about what he said and how much I drink daily. It sounded like a really bad idea. Then I had the stroke but it was not a brain bleed but a muscle spasm in my brain that caused me too stroke and immediately fell asleep. I awoke to the flight attendant shaking me and telling me I had to get off the plane. I mumbled something and tried to stand up but kept falling to the right. He asked me if I needed a wheelchair thinking I was drunk and I mumbled yes. He wheeled to the baggage claim area, somehow, right to my wife who is an RN. She took one look at me and said, "Stroke Boy" and rushed me to the hospital.

There they did a blood alcohol test and the nurse yelled, "He's 2.0". The doctor knew I had had a stroke and asked to see the report and said. "No, he's .02--one drink".

It took me a year to recover but, I've been sleeping like a baby ever since--THANK GOD!

[Thumpalumpacus]

Glad you're healthy, but you might want a doc to look at your humor gland ... it doesn't seem to be working right.