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RE: What's a clever response to "What's your name?"
December 11, 2017 at 9:28 am
The eighties BBC radio comedy Radio Active - later KYTV - had DJs named Mike Flex, "Uncle" Mike Stand, Mike Hunt etc. They also had punny segments like "What's Going On?" (local events), "Good Day Sport" (sports), "So You Want To Make Something Of It?" (arts and crafts) and "God Alone Knows" (religious).
But The Goodies had them all beat years earlier, with the cast list of White Christmas:
Arn Dreeming
Arthur White
Chris Muss
Jess Like-Dee
Juan Swee
Hugh Sterno
Wendy Treetops-Glissen
Ann Chilled-Wren
Liz Anne
"Two-Ears" Laybelle
Cindy Snow
Arn Dreeming
Arthur White
Chris Muss-Wit
Avery Crease
Miss Carr
Dai Wright
Mayor Dazeby
Mary Anne Bright
Ann May Hall-York-Rhys
Mrs B. White
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's a clever response to "What's your name?"
December 11, 2017 at 9:29 am
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Myself, I would probably go for Fred Needle, or Tom Bowler.
If I was female, Carol Singer. Or Emma Dale. How about Cassie Role?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's a clever response to "What's your name?"
December 11, 2017 at 12:39 pm
If I were a military man, I'd go with Colonel Angus.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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RE: What's a clever response to "What's your name?"
December 11, 2017 at 2:26 pm
(December 11, 2017 at 11:54 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Raymond Luxury Yacht
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RE: What's a clever response to "What's your name?"
December 11, 2017 at 2:27 pm
My name is Olaf Peterson and I am very good in bed!
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
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RE: What's a clever response to "What's your name?"
December 11, 2017 at 2:35 pm
Red Dwarf quote. Classic.
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RE: What's a clever response to "What's your name?"
December 11, 2017 at 3:33 pm
"My name? I'm not sure, I was very young when I was born."
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RE: What's a clever response to "What's your name?"
December 11, 2017 at 3:35 pm
J Brenton K. It's pronounced Jesus.
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