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What's a clever response to "What's your name?"

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What's a clever response to "What's your name?"
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RE: What's a clever response to "What's your name?"
December 11, 2017 at 3:38 pm
(December 11, 2017 at 12:39 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: If I were a military man, I'd go with Colonel Angus.

Ennol, is that you?
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RE: What's a clever response to "What's your name?"
December 11, 2017 at 5:28 pm
(December 11, 2017 at 2:26 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 11, 2017 at 11:54 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Raymond Luxury Yacht

Pronounced 'Throatwarblermangrove. '

Boru

Or even Throatwobbler.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's a clever response to "What's your name?"
December 11, 2017 at 6:17 pm
Amanda Huggankiss.

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's a clever response to "What's your name?"
December 11, 2017 at 6:27 pm
(December 11, 2017 at 5:28 pm)Cyberman Wrote:
(December 11, 2017 at 2:26 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Pronounced 'Throatwarblermangrove. '

Boru

Or even Throatwobbler.

Your pedantry is truly one of the things I love about you the most, Stim.

And I mean that 100% sincerely.

I have never thought of pedantry as a bad quality. I'm extremely pedantic myself. Yet most people find it the most annoying thing about me. Gemini who used to frequent here, we are good friends but haven't talked since forever, but when we talked she always said that pedantry was one of my good qualities. I'm glad she saw that because I've always thought of it as an entirely good thing. As far as I'm concerned being a pedant is just being accurate.

Keep up the correcting people when they get stuff wrong. I do it all the time. And I'm not even always right in my corrections! But when I realize that I will correct myself as ruthlessly as anybody else, and I wish others to do the same!

Besides, it's fun.
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RE: What's a clever response to "What's your name?"
December 11, 2017 at 6:34 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's a clever response to "What's your name?"
December 12, 2017 at 10:05 am
(December 11, 2017 at 3:35 pm)Wololo Wrote: J Brenton K. It's pronounced Jesus. Smile

Oh and don't forget Bambi Swag: the guy in the wheelchair who fell out of it but thankfully he had a paralyzed devil penis to lift him back up.
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RE: What's a clever response to "What's your name?"
December 12, 2017 at 11:52 am
(December 11, 2017 at 6:17 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Amanda Huggankiss.

Seymour Buttz.

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RE: What's a clever response to "What's your name?"
December 12, 2017 at 12:10 pm (This post was last modified: December 12, 2017 at 12:11 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Gofolk Yooself

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RE: What's a clever response to "What's your name?"
December 12, 2017 at 2:43 pm
I always forget about this one:

Peter O'Toole.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: What's a clever response to "What's your name?"
December 12, 2017 at 2:46 pm (This post was last modified: December 12, 2017 at 2:47 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
What about:

"Bob the Pizza Guy who impregnated your mom while your dad was at work. It was great. We had sex and ate pizza at the same time. I didn't even charge her for the stuffed crust and I got to stuff her with something else!"
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