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Australia
#41
RE: Australia
I walked with a friend to one of his friends house. I think it was in Newcastle. He said we're going to that white house but we are going to take a shortcut through this forested area. He said to tuck my pant legs into my socks and to follow him running as fast as we can.

So we did. When got to the other side we were covered in leeches!

(December 16, 2017 at 2:14 am)vulcanlogician Wrote:
(December 16, 2017 at 2:07 am)Haipule Wrote: Another thing to be weary about in Australia is the "Australian Baked Dinner". It's soo good but, I think it will kill you but, you won't care!

What's an Australian Baked Dinner?
A friend of mines mother in Sydney made it for me. She put some meat and vegetables in a dutch oven and covered it with oil put the lid on and turned on the heat. Well, it was good!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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#42
RE: Australia
(December 16, 2017 at 2:14 am)vulcanlogician Wrote:
(December 16, 2017 at 2:07 am)Haipule Wrote: Another thing to be weary about in Australia is the "Australian Baked Dinner". It's soo good but, I think it will kill you but, you won't care!

What's an Australian Baked Dinner?

The blokes I worked with called them pies.
What's an Australian seven coursed meal? A sixpack and a Wilsons pie.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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#43
RE: Australia
(December 16, 2017 at 2:30 am)ignoramus Wrote: On Wednesday's the wife bakes my favourite dish!

Baked koala, platypus, kangaroo and emu in a lovely red wine and tomato sauce with rice!

I hate rice though! It's disgusting! It makes me sick just thinking about it!

Big Grin
https://youtu.be/qfrlrByun4A

I love all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potato's!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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