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How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?

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How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 4:03 pm
(December 14, 2017 at 3:42 pm)Succubus Wrote:
(December 14, 2017 at 3:36 pm)Hammy Wrote: I want science to harvest my organs.

Harvest? I hate that fucking word in the context of organ donation.

But my body is a resource! Resources get harvested!
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 4:05 pm
(December 14, 2017 at 4:01 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote: That is one of the oddities of religion. Cremation for me. It is the most efficient. As I said to my kids, I wont be there, even in the godly rubbish, I am dead and the corpse means nothing in that case.

For me it's memories of leaving dead friends so I could get living friends back to base. Made me appreciate the subtle difference between "alive" and "not alive".
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 4:06 pm
Cremated and thrown into the face of my worst enemy.



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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 4:09 pm
Donating body to science. They gut me for what they want, cremate the rest and deliver to the family. For free. Though I think composting would be a better solution. Cremation takes a lot of natural gas to get the job done.
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 4:17 pm
I will be harvested for usable organs, if such action is still required, and then I will be barbequed, extra crispy.

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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 4:21 pm
Donating my body to the local medical school, who will play Operation with it for a while and then cremate it.
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December 14, 2017 at 4:23 pm
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 5:18 pm
(December 14, 2017 at 3:42 pm)Succubus Wrote:
(December 14, 2017 at 3:36 pm)Hammy Wrote: I want science to harvest my organs.

Harvest? I hate that fucking word in the context of organ donation.


I know what you mean.






However I appreciate the organ donation suggestion.  I'm pretty sure we opted in on our licenses, is there a better way?
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 5:30 pm
All my family know that any useful bits should be used for transplant or research, whatever is left should be disposed of in the cheapest and most useful way (probably used as dog food)
I have already stated that the cheapest coffin/body bag should be used, no point wasting good beer money feeding the worms or flames  Smile
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 5:35 pm
The other option is to have my ashes mixed into a stew so that all of my followers can eat it and inherit my strength...

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