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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 5:35 pm
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Take all the usable organs and toss me in a ditch.
I honestly believe that we have a moral obligation as human beings to be willing to let our organs be used for transplants after we croak.
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 6:03 pm
I can't have my death be reported to the appropriate authorities and becoming a matter of public record, because I'd like for my surviving loved ones to stow my corpse away in the home of my most hated enemy; Whomever that may be at my time of death.
Lol...The stench, bewilderment, the horrific discovery followed by the questions, suspicion, and scrutiny.
And maybe, just maybe an arrest and/or conviction...A final ha-ha! from beyond the grave.
Or I'll just have my remains donated the nearby medical college.
Either/or.
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 6:06 pm
(December 14, 2017 at 6:03 pm)Thena323 Wrote: I can't have my death be reported to the appropriate authorities and becoming a matter of public record, because I'd like for my surviving loved ones to stow my corpse away in the home of my most hated enemy; Whomever that may be at my time of death.
Lol...The stench, bewilderment, the horrific discovery followed by the questions, suspicion, and scrutiny.
And maybe, just maybe an arrest and/or conviction...A final ha-ha! from beyond the grave.
Or I'll just have my remains donated the nearby medical college.
Either/or.
Are you my long lost sister?
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 6:23 pm
(December 14, 2017 at 6:03 pm)Thena323 Wrote: I can't have my death be reported to the appropriate authorities and becoming a matter of public record, because I'd like for my surviving loved ones to stow my corpse away in the home of my most hated enemy; Whomever that may be at my time of death.
Lol...The stench, bewilderment, the horrific discovery followed by the questions, suspicion, and scrutiny.
And maybe, just maybe an arrest and/or conviction...A final ha-ha! from beyond the grave.
Or I'll just have my remains donated the nearby medical college.
Either/or.
In times gone by it was considered practical to throw corpses down your enemies water wells, no doubt it was the health & safety people who put an end to that. Some people have no sense of tradition.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 6:24 pm
When I was getting paid to play, I always said that I wanted to be cremated and have 10% of my ashes thrown in my agent's face. Now that I've matured, both in years and wisdom, I'd like to be stuffed and put on display outside a school with a sign reading, 'This Is What Happens When You Don't Eat Your Vegetables'.
As an aside, my missus likes to tell people that she'd also like to be stuffed and mounted, not necessarily in that order.
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 6:44 pm
Leave my body as food for the lions or hyenas in the African safari. I miss the animals there. 
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 6:53 pm
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I'm going to eat mine.
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 6:54 pm
I follow as with many others, donate organs, donate to medical science, then I don't care. I'd hope for fertilizer.
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 7:07 pm
(December 14, 2017 at 5:35 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The other option is to have my ashes mixed into a stew so that all of my followers can eat it and inherit my strength...
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 7:27 pm
I want to secretly feed myself to the guests at my memorial. On little toothpicks with cheese and cherry tomatoes.
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