How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?

[Jackalope]

Harvest anything usable / edible and then launch the rest into my asshole neighbor's yard with a Corpse-A-Pult ™.

[Thumpalumpacus]

Do I fit in this forum now?

As it is with all text-based communication, sarcasm doesn't pass through very well without some extra clues.
A smiley at the end... or, sometimes, people use a fictional bbcode tag [/sarcasm]...

Failure to include some clue, transforms your sarcasm into assholishness, which isn't really something people like to read.

Meh, sarcasm explained is sarcasm gelded. Those who need a clue ... well, need a clue.

[/not.sarcasm]

[Dnte]

Do I fit in this forum now?

As it is with all text-based communication, sarcasm doesn't pass through very well without some extra clues.
A smiley at the end... or, sometimes, people use a fictional bbcode tag [/sarcasm]...

Failure to include some clue, transforms your sarcasm into assholishness, which isn't really something people like to read.

Oh really? I didn't read the internet manual on cybernetic sarcasm. How inconvenient and rude of me!

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Being split into two? What a stupid idea. Now that was the most stupid thing I've read all day and I've read some christians replies today already. I want my whole body to be cremated and it's my decision, not my family's. Being split into two! What nonsense lmao. Is that common in your country? Do you also like gory things? Have you had sex with amputees too? Don't answer, I don't really care lol.

I'm not gonna report you for trolling for simply this message but I do find this message kinda trolly. Just so ya know.

OHH, thank you for your consideration! You're so kind and gentle. But I wasn't trolling, I was pretty sincere when I wrote those things. But thanks for letting me now because otherwise I'd be trolling without even knowing. My my!!!  People on here are so helpful and friendly, I bet the people I left at those christian forums are already jealous of me for being here. 

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As it is with all text-based communication, sarcasm doesn't pass through very well without some extra clues.
A smiley at the end... or, sometimes, people use a fictional bbcode tag [/sarcasm]...

Failure to include some clue, transforms your sarcasm into assholishness, which isn't really something people like to read.

Meh, sarcasm explained is sarcasm gelded. Those who need a clue ... well, need a clue.

[/not.sarcasm]

You got a point. But some people are slow and need a little help and I understand that. How is it? [not.sarcam]? am I right? I can't find the manual on internet sarcasm yet so you'll have to be patient with me. 

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As it is with all text-based communication, sarcasm doesn't pass through very well without some extra clues.
A smiley at the end... or, sometimes, people use a fictional bbcode tag [/sarcasm]...

Failure to include some clue, transforms your sarcasm into assholishness, which isn't really something people like to read.

#Schooled

#metoo #blacklives matter #atheistpower!

I feel so edgy and modern! Do I fit in here now? I guess not, but I tried though... 

[Whateverist]

I'd say we got off on the wrong foot. Care to try again? That is unless posting here just makes you a bundle of nerves.

[Dnte]

I'd say we got off on the wrong foot.  Care to try again?  That is unless posting here just makes you a bundle of nerves.

A bundle of nerves? Maybe... There is a lot of attacking going on here. I don't know why because I've only been here a couple of days and the atmosphere on this forum is pretty... tense. 

[Whateverist]

I don't recall having attacked you when you characterized my light hearted post as stupid. Were you feeling tense already by that point or were you wondering what my agenda was perhaps?

[Dnte]

I don't recall having attacked you when you characterized my light hearted post as stupid.  Were you feeling tense already by that point or were you wondering what my agenda was perhaps?

I'm not talking about you. There are other posters and other threads that I'm referring to. But I won't go into details because I don't want to cause any problems. Some people might want to report me, and the last thing I want is a bunch of angry atheists/agnostics/etc ganging up on me and calling me a troll. So let's leave it at that. Peace! 

[vulcanlogician]

If you guys are done bickering........


I wanna be cremated.

[Thumpalumpacus]

I can't find the manual on internet sarcasm yet so you'll have to be patient with me. 

There is no manual, it's OJT all the way, baby.

[Whateverist]

If you guys are done bickering........


I wanna be cremated.

Hold your horses, we're still working it out.  

How long have you been dead anyway?