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RE: Seems Roy Moore Got Tired of Waiting For Jesus To Get Off His Ass
December 28, 2017 at 6:42 pm
Oh wait. The best part about that "affidavit" is that the only signature on it is Moore's.
Apparently we are to believe him because he said it in his own affidavit, so that makes him 100% right.
Comedy gold right there. Between the orange shit gibbon making the claim that he's signed more legislation in his first year than any other president (despite proof to the contrary) and Moore's wildly fantastic claims, I do believe SNL will have a stellar show this weekend.
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RE: Seems Roy Moore Got Tired of Waiting For Jesus To Get Off His Ass
December 28, 2017 at 8:32 pm
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(December 28, 2017 at 6:42 pm)Joods Wrote: Oh wait. The best part about that "affidavit" is that the only signature on it is Moore's.
Apparently we are to believe him because he said it in his own affidavit, so that makes him 100% right.
Comedy gold right there. Between the orange shit gibbon making the claim that he's signed more legislation in his first year than any other president (despite proof to the contrary) and Moore's wildly fantastic claims, I do believe SNL will have a stellar show this weekend.
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RE: Seems Roy Moore Got Tired of Waiting For Jesus To Get Off His Ass
December 28, 2017 at 9:34 pm
(December 28, 2017 at 2:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote: But jesus keeps telling these fucks that they are "special!"
He sure doesn't show it. Moore was twice kicked off the state court in Alabama and now loses the senate race to a democrat in one of reddest (stupidest) states in the country. If Jesus is on Moore's side, he must be helping him build character through adversity. Of course that doesn't seem to be working out too well either.
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RE: Seems Roy Moore Got Tired of Waiting For Jesus To Get Off His Ass
December 28, 2017 at 9:38 pm
(December 28, 2017 at 6:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote: You know, she may be a republican but I am coming to appreciate Ana Navarro.
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Watch the video.
Are you fuckin nuts? One decent clip does not equal redemption/appreciation, and I'm a republican.
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RE: Seems Roy Moore Got Tired of Waiting For Jesus To Get Off His Ass
December 29, 2017 at 12:08 am
I haven't seen anything to make me think Roy Moore wasn't trying the same disenfranchisement trick Al Franken's opponent Norm Coleman tried in 2008.
By keeping the election in 'play' even with out a shred of a chance of winning, Roy might have kept his opponent from being seated in the senate and keeping the 'pub majority at +2 instead of +1.
For a complete picture of the depths of Norm Coleman's attempt to keep the Minnesota citizens from deriving benefit from voting for their 2 senators, please read Franken's book Giant of the Senate.
Coleman is a diseased and fetid mankunt.
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RE: Seems Roy Moore Got Tired of Waiting For Jesus To Get Off His Ass
December 31, 2017 at 10:02 pm
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RE: Seems Roy Moore Got Tired of Waiting For Jesus To Get Off His Ass
January 1, 2018 at 8:12 am
(December 28, 2017 at 12:58 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: Min, why don't you go to a swimming pool, for example, instead of filtering tons of sad info? Min in swimming trunks? Are you kidding! What did pool goers ever do to you?
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RE: Seems Roy Moore Got Tired of Waiting For Jesus To Get Off His Ass
January 1, 2018 at 11:41 am
(January 1, 2018 at 8:12 am)A Theist Wrote: Min in swimming trunks? Are you kidding! What did pool goers ever do to you?
It's not as bad as you might think. I found this on Min's MySpace.
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RE: Seems Roy Moore Got Tired of Waiting For Jesus To Get Off His Ass
January 1, 2018 at 1:21 pm
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(January 1, 2018 at 11:41 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: (January 1, 2018 at 8:12 am)A Theist Wrote: Min in swimming trunks? Are you kidding! What did pool goers ever do to you?
It's not as bad as you might think. I found this on Min's MySpace.
What century was that taken?
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RE: Seems Roy Moore Got Tired of Waiting For Jesus To Get Off His Ass
January 1, 2018 at 1:36 pm
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It was taken by someone who had no business on Min's fucking lawn, I can tell you.
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