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Poll: Which would you give up, food or sex?
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I would give up the pleasures of food.
41.94%
13 41.94%
I would give up the pleasures of sex?
38.71%
12 38.71%
Fuck all polls.
19.35%
6 19.35%
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Food or sex? Which would you give up?
#31
RE: Food or sex? Which would you give up?
When you get rid of used food, it doesn't come back and want you to eat it again.
And even if it did and you refused, it wouldn't take half of all your stuff.
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#32
RE: Food or sex? Which would you give up?
(December 29, 2017 at 6:11 pm)mlmooney89 Wrote: I've never even had spam.

For me it's not the taste that is so unappealing, it's the bizarre unearthly weird-ass texture. Nothing else has that consistency, tooth feel, and innate lubricity that Spam has.

Distubingly disturbing textural anomaly . . .
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#33
RE: Food or sex? Which would you give up?
(December 29, 2017 at 11:30 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(December 29, 2017 at 6:11 pm)mlmooney89 Wrote: I've never even had spam.

For me it's not the taste that is so unappealing, it's the bizarre unearthly weird-ass texture.  Nothing else has that consistency, tooth feel, and innate lubricity that Spam has.

Distubingly disturbing textural anomaly . . .


And yet ..

.. when you're coming into a high Sierra camp on the ninth day of a cross Sierra backpack trip, buy a can of spam and pull out your cook stove right on the rocks beside the Merced river for your first non-freeze dried meal in more than a week ..

.. it can be transcendent.  Even better than the M&M chocolate covered peanuts.
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#34
RE: Food or sex? Which would you give up?
I'll take you word for it.  

During my recent illness when I essentially didn't eat for 50 days, Spam never sounded 'good', regardless of how hungry I felt I should be.


Tongue
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#35
RE: Food or sex? Which would you give up?
The only problem I ever had with Spam was those bloody Vikings.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#36
RE: Food or sex? Which would you give up?
. . . and the baked beans . . .
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#37
RE: Food or sex? Which would you give up?
I'd give up food. I eat to live, I don't live to eat. And the beauty of good lovin' helps make living tolerable.

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#38
RE: Food or sex? Which would you give up?
Sex, easily. Especially if I also have no romantic desires whatsoever.
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#39
RE: Food or sex? Which would you give up?
I would forgo sex in favor of food and drink. Food and drink have so many more interesting combinations. And i like to cook. And sex can be kind of boring after a while. Plus there is the sense of love and community around family gatherings and feasts. There are more people i would share meals with that make love.

...and then there is BEER!
<insert profound quote here>
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#40
RE: Food or sex? Which would you give up?
I totally go through phases and moods. Sex often feels more like a need than a want and like it's wayyyyyyyy too big of a time killer. As said before. But when I'm actually horny and in the mood (which is a lot of the time) I'd probably choose sex even over music let alone food, lol.

So I guess I'll vote for giving up the pleasures of food now, but my other vote was still valid. Since the poll allows multiple votes I'll vote for both. It totally depends on my mood. Sex can definitely be like the best thing ever, and on rare occasions even masturbation can. It all really just depends on my mood, I think.

EDIT: Oh. I CAN'T vote for multiple options Sad Losty only could do that because she's a mod, haha.

But anyways, I could give up either it just totally depends on my mood then. When I'm feeling like sex/masturbation is more of a frustrating need then I'd give up the pleasures of sex/masturbation, but when I'm really enjoying sex/masturbation I'd give up the pleasures of food. Totally dependent on my mood. When I'm really enjoying being horny I may even give up music (temporarily Tongue).
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