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Just because She's Topless
RE: Just because She's Topless
(January 8, 2018 at 11:16 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(January 8, 2018 at 12:11 am)Haipule Wrote: Wow! One thread about breasts and suddenly, everyone loses their sense of humor. Men pretend that they are somehow "above it all". And women take some kind of "high horse"! Well, I thought I would play you this thread appropriate song to help us get our minds off of breasts:

https://youtu.be/CJcT6sWDnNw

Somebody buy that girl a clip-on tuner.
Of course you realize my post was just a joke right? Great set up and delivery that had me in tears!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: Just because She's Topless
(January 8, 2018 at 4:30 pm)Haipule Wrote:
(January 8, 2018 at 11:16 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Somebody buy that girl a clip-on tuner.
Of course you realize my post was just a joke right? Great set up and delivery that had me in tears!

Yeah, I got that you were joking. I'm a guitarist, and her guitar's tuning, well, got me thinking ...

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RE: Just because She's Topless
(January 8, 2018 at 9:28 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(January 8, 2018 at 4:30 pm)Haipule Wrote: Of course you realize my post was just a joke right? Great set up and delivery that had me in tears!

Yeah, I got that you were joking. I'm a guitarist, and her guitar's tuning, well, got me thinking ...
Don't get me wrong, I am a guitar player too and so is she. This one kills me:

https://youtu.be/vasOOy1B17I
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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